c/todayilearned · by magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world · 92dTIL one of the Marlboro Men was named Dick Hammer I have nothing else to say 55 points · 7 comments · view on lemmy.world
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normalentrance@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 92d
On October 18, 1999, Hammer died in Long Beach from lung cancer at the age of 69
magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 92d
I completely missed that
spinne@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 92d
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."
If only Susan in Real Genius had had a Marlboro Man named Dick Hammer.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d
Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.
piconaut@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 92d
Slab Bulkhead
Bridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Hold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 88d
Fun fact: his wife's name was Vagina Screwdriver.
RiverRock@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 92d
Penis Jigsaw, at your service