Sorry girl

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18 Comments

Velypso@sh.itjust.works · 81 pts · 87d

Out of all the things that have ever happened, this is not one of them.

Kirp123@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 88d (2 replies)

Poor Heather lol

Mok98@feddit.it · 46 pts · 88d

Heather got an unexpected assist from the tripper, hopefully she got the date she wanted in the end or a clear rejection and an excuse to make fun of her friend

NannerBanner@literature.cafe · 14 pts · 88d

If Heather is smooth enough (which you could argue either way based on the other party not realizing it's a date), this is her opportunity to pivot hard into it being a date. Say something mildly sappy and emphasize it really being a date, go for the kiss.

arrow74@lemmy.zip · 46 pts · 88d (2 replies)

I was once hanging out with this woman in college and she said on the phone to her friend "I'm on a date" then she said "well it's technically not a date" after I looked at her. So I was like got it not a date.

Yeah I missed a lot of signs there

Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 87d

Woof

Nalivai@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 86d

To be honest, I would also do the same. If she didn't mean it, and you tried to advance, that would be embarrassing and ruin a good thing. Things like that should be said way more explicit by both parties

SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 87d

Fake and gay.

xylol@leminal.space · 26 pts · 88d

Thought this was some bad porn movie script or something at first, expecting him to fix the cable

x00z@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 87d (3 replies)

"Thanks for not assuming" yet literally assumed they were on a date

Amir@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 86d (2 replies)

Not assuming they are straight

x00z@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 86d (1 reply)

So assuming they are gay instead?

It's still an assumption yet they are thanked for not assuming.

thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 84d

The issue is not him making any assumption.

The issue is thinking everyone is straight until stated otherwise.

king_comrade@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 86d

Bet you had to blow the dust off this one before reposting it.

yakko@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 88d

Peak ally

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 87d (1 reply)

No he didn’t.

Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 86d

I mean, I think the fact that this 10+ year old meme (posted on Relationship Memes of a places) is fake, is common knowledge. At least say a joke as part of the takedown! Make your comment interesting! You've been given the gift of free will, and the ability to say anything, use it!

anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 87d

Oof