A real friend keeps you on the straight and narrow.

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 112 pts · 86d (6 replies)

My roommates used to fuck their gf’s no matter if I was there or not. They fuckin. I’m studying? They fuckin. I’m in the shower? They fuckin. I’m fuckin my own gf? Yep…we all be fuckin.

sundray@lemmus.org · 33 pts · 86d

... because they knew you wouldn't tell on them! The sign of a good friend!

qarbone@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 86d (1 reply)

I'm scandalized by the inversion of the Q&A format, where you seem to put the answer ("They fuckin.") before the questions.

Edit: I've been enlightened by Osan.

Osan@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 86d

Actually the number of situations matches the number of "fuckin" and they ended with a "fuckin" not a situation/question so "fuckin"s follow the the questions and not precede them. What might have confused you is the fact that the first time was not formatted as a question but rather a conditional statement describing a situation, and also the very fucked up use of punctuation.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · -25 pts · 86d (2 replies)

Ok, but now get your girl and your mates girl to lay in bed with each other.

Yeah. Now we got a show!

Tja@programming.dev · 33 pts · 86d

Bonk!

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 86d

It's okay to have boundaries.

Mac@mander.xyz · 61 pts · 86d (1 reply)

My roommate came with his girlfriend

Sounds like they're done.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 86d

No, it's snuggle time now.