Those books are so good. I just finished rereading them for the first time since I was in like grade 5 and they definitely hold up. The fact that the movie was so watered down and didn't continue the story just when it starts to get REALLY interesting and philosophical was a travesty
That's okay, God doesn't exist and neither does heaven. Probably, I can't prove it any more than you can, but even if the Tyrant exists I'd sooner go to hell.
It would probably need quite a large breaking strain, and would have to be quite long so a dozen or so people can push it and pull it from side to side.
I also may be putting a lot of thought into this. But I have considered storming the gates of Heaven quite often, then realised St Peter would probably stop me and (as a result) have thought about going into Heaven through the back passage. Because taking God from behind seems like the best thing to do.
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Fizz@lemmy.nz · 16 pts · 88d
Jean this is exactly why you are not getting into heaven.
GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 88d
Clearly the invasion force GOT into heaven.
Otherwise they wouldn't have realised they forgot about God :)
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 11 pts · 88d
All I need are Lyra, Will, and a few good armored bears. We’ll be back before teatime
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 88d
Those books are so good. I just finished rereading them for the first time since I was in like grade 5 and they definitely hold up. The fact that the movie was so watered down and didn't continue the story just when it starts to get REALLY interesting and philosophical was a travesty
dendie@piefed.social · 1 pts · 86d
The TV series was excellent though!
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 88d
Jeannette Rankin looking real smiteable right now
Hupf@feddit.org · 4 pts · 87d
God can be temporarily incapacitated if you exploit her minigolf addiction.
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 87d
I thought it was skeeball?
Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 87d
You're right, I misremembered.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 87d
Giving me Unsong vibes
Hazor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 87d
Sounds like Grover's plans have improved: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMZ-6zs0mM
Sasquatch@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 86d
Yeah and the Kandra can't even kill humans
Etterra@discuss.online · -6 pts · 88d
That's okay, God doesn't exist and neither does heaven. Probably, I can't prove it any more than you can, but even if the Tyrant exists I'd sooner go to hell.
Windex007@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 88d
Oh wow thanks for clearing that up, I was getting hung up on how sturdy the thing we gotta jam into the aperture to heaven would have to ve.
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 88d
I found a pretty solid crowbar in the work dumpster
GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 88d
It would probably need quite a large breaking strain, and would have to be quite long so a dozen or so people can push it and pull it from side to side.
I also may be putting a lot of thought into this. But I have considered storming the gates of Heaven quite often, then realised St Peter would probably stop me and (as a result) have thought about going into Heaven through the back passage. Because taking God from behind seems like the best thing to do.
moondoggie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 87d
The trick is using lots of lube
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 87d
Nobody asked, but thanks for sharing.