Amateurs

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18 Comments

shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 83d (2 replies)

All those loads will be lost in time, like tears in the rain

SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 83d

...like tears down the leg

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 83d

Time to retry.

teft@piefed.social · 45 pts · 83d (2 replies)

I was deployed to iraq. I've rubbed one out in places and conditions you people can only dream of.

Trying to pop your load before you pass out from the 150 degree port-a-john is an experience you'll never forget.

DarkerRadical@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 83d

Thank you for your servicing yourself

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 83d

Big hell yeah

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 83d (3 replies)

I've... done things you people wouldn't believe...

Erections dribbling precum on the shoulder of the New Jersey Turnpike.

I watched semen glitter in the dark in the LHC.

All those... moments... will be lost in time, like jizz on the floor of a Kwik Trip bathroom.

Time... to nut.

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 83d

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 83d

Dick Tugger 2049

LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 83d

Heard some nasty things about the Large Hadron Collider, kudos to you!

devaly@ani.social · 15 pts · 83d (6 replies)

someone has a shit fetish

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 83d (2 replies)

Not what that means lmao its in SPITE of the shit not because of the shit.

starchylemming@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 83d

he said with his shit eating grin

lime@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 83d

keep digging boy

BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 83d (2 replies)

Or it’s Pavlovian training to the blue port-a-potty chemical smell from military service like Graham Platner

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · -2 pts · 83d (1 reply)

Wanna go a little farther on that thought for somebody that lives in Maine and campaigns for Graham? Getting really tired of this shit from people who don't live here. He's going to the Senate, get over it.

BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 83d

Sure-

Platner, according to The Maine Monitor, replied, “I still have to jerk off every time I sit in a portas***ter...that blue water smell conditioned me.”

https://komonews.com/news/nation-world/report-graham-platner-joked-about-porta-potty-masturbation-penile-graffiti-in-social-media-reddit-posts

You seem a bit sensitive and uninformed for a local advocate. Maybe calm down and look shit up first, I wasn’t disparaging the guy, it’s actually pretty endearing to me. But your comment is off putting, that’s the last thing he needs, people speaking for him that put off voters.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 83d

These things are not mutually exclusive.