Smell the Roses

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SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 66 pts · 115d

Roses are yellow,

Violets are too.

Wait, that's not right!

WHAT DO I DO?!

BillyClark@piefed.social · 32 pts · 115d

Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Ethel's are green.

A poem about old ladies' panties.

(Shamelessly stolen from an episode of 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown, but I couldn't find the link. And their version was far more British. I think they said something like "pensioners' knickers".)

cattywampas@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 115d (1 reply)

Roses are black

Violets are black

Everything is black

Oh god I've gone blind

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 13 pts · 115d

I see a red rose and I want to paint it black...

someguy3@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 115d (1 reply)

Roses are gray.

Violets are gray.

I'm a dog.

Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 115d

Well in my case it means my phone is telling me to go to sleep as it put bedtime mode on (grayscales everything)

NichtElias@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 115d

Roses are beige

Violets are beige

Damn, I spilled my paint

Zerush@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 115d

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 115d

And that's when the acid kicked in.

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 115d

You've gotta turn your UV up more.