Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Ethel's are green.
A poem about old ladies' panties.
(Shamelessly stolen from an episode of 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown, but I couldn't find the link. And their version was far more British. I think they said something like "pensioners' knickers".)
10 Comments
SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 66 pts · 115d
Roses are yellow,
Violets are too.
Wait, that's not right!
WHAT DO I DO?!
BillyClark@piefed.social · 32 pts · 115d
Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Ethel's are green.
A poem about old ladies' panties.
(Shamelessly stolen from an episode of 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown, but I couldn't find the link. And their version was far more British. I think they said something like "pensioners' knickers".)
cattywampas@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 115d
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
Oh god I've gone blind
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 13 pts · 115d
I see a red rose and I want to paint it black...
someguy3@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 115d
Roses are gray.
Violets are gray.
I'm a dog.
Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 115d
Well in my case it means my phone is telling me to go to sleep as it put bedtime mode on (grayscales everything)
NichtElias@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 115d
Roses are beige
Violets are beige
Damn, I spilled my paint
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 115d
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 115d
And that's when the acid kicked in.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 115d
You've gotta turn your UV up more.