my emergencies i can sit in the passenger seat and vomit out the window. a roll cage would be fine if my wife can drive like a pope (90+ and ignoring stop signals. i promise i only had to think like fifteen minutes on how to make that punchline work i wanted to stick with driving like a pope it sounded funny). how much. i know that totally looks like a video game but i would promise not to abuse it.
Typically, tires are positioned in parallel one to another, normally would be quite sub optimal due to friction, air resistance, temperature and what not since 1 tire is always not spinning but dragging
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WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 27 pts · 89d
Just long enough to finish the job.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 89d
If she’s already in that bad of shape, you could probably do it with a pretty small ambulance.
Anivia@feddit.org · 2 pts · 89d
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 89d
Not sure if that's supposed to be a roll bar, or a dumpster-lifting mechanism.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 89d
maybe that's where the patient goes?
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 89d
I think it's a roll bar spoiler combo.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 89d
I was thinking like a matchbox car. But that works too.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 89d
wait how much. legitimately how much.
my emergencies i can sit in the passenger seat and vomit out the window. a roll cage would be fine if my wife can drive like a pope (90+ and ignoring stop signals. i promise i only had to think like fifteen minutes on how to make that punchline work i wanted to stick with driving like a pope it sounded funny). how much. i know that totally looks like a video game but i would promise not to abuse it.
MrChewy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 89d
Did she fail to activate Bites the Dust or what're you talking about?
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 89d
Finish her off by running her over from head to toe (assuming the tires are positioned normally).
MrChewy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 87d
Typically, tires are positioned in parallel one to another, normally would be quite sub optimal due to friction, air resistance, temperature and what not since 1 tire is always not spinning but dragging
stretch2m@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 89d
*Surely, you're joking."
"I'm dead serious. And don't call me Shirley."
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 89d
Hey that joke only works when spoken. It doesn't work in writing because we can clearly see that you didn't call him Shirley. You called him Surely.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 89d
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napkin2020@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 89d
About 5.33 meters.
What kind of maniacs measure cars in feet?
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 89d
Excuse me, the proper unit is millimeters, not meters.
Source: my car on the transport department website:
I do believe this is standard across the EU, that official car lengths and widths are in millimeters.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 89d
the kind of folk who remember pushing them during the gas crisis
Codpiece@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 89d
About the size of a small meteorite.
Anything except metric.
FTonsilStones@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 89d
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