genius - now make one with an elderly person "Just because he thinks, he will be alive in 30years, doenst mean he will be" - "dont let grandparents decide your future" "even if they want to"
Hello this is my son Goldman Slacks.
He already does more cocaine than me.
Always suckin them tiddies too.
He’s got the best hedge fund at the daycare with hella diaper holdings
22 Comments
TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 85d
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 85d
Fuck! They both look legit, which one do I trust??
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 84d
Darn misinformations
SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 85d
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 44 pts · 86d
If he don’t partake, how do we know he’s not a cop
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 86d
If you ask he has to tell you legally
ccunning@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 86d
My baby’s a cop but he’s not verbal yet.
I hope you know sign language, suckers…
sundray@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 85d
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 3 pts · 85d
for a second i thought that was day[9]
sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 85d
lol! It's someone on Youtube known as Daz Games.
Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 86d
Zahtu@feddit.org · 9 pts · 85d
genius - now make one with an elderly person "Just because he thinks, he will be alive in 30years, doenst mean he will be" - "dont let grandparents decide your future" "even if they want to"
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 85d
Ya know... there's age restrictions the first parts of one's life... why the fuck not that last parts of their life?
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 85d
Mostly because they have nothing better to do than vote, so politicians cater to them pretty heavily.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 85d
C'mon, everyone has heard of a baby bump. Super common.
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 85d
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 85d
Maybe he can start buying the stash with all that grandma money he keeps getting
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 85d
Maybe that’s true of other babies, but mine is mature enough to handle it. I’ll make sure things don’t get too crazy.
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 85d
But I don't know of a single Boss Baby who doesn't do lines of cocaine. They don't become CEOs by doing normal baby things.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 85d
Hello this is my son Goldman Slacks. He already does more cocaine than me. Always suckin them tiddies too. He’s got the best hedge fund at the daycare with hella diaper holdings
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 85d
The only other alternative is meth.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 84d
The smart alternative, considering the economy.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 85d
Don't tell me how to take care of my kids its my choice not yours.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 85d
Baby gets what baby wants.
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 1 pts · 85d
smdh first er doctors give babies cocaine, and now they say its bad for them? make up ur damn mind!!!111