Shirty Rex

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33 Comments

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 73d (1 reply)

zedgeist@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 73d

Um, thanks?

tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 73d (7 replies)

Narrator: "It's not."

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 40 pts · 73d (6 replies)

Second Narrator: "Shhhhh"

nexguy@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 73d (5 replies)

Third narrator : "Do I even get paid?"

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 24 pts · 73d (4 replies)

Second Narrator: "It's always about money with you. Paid this pay that. This is why we broke up."

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 73d (3 replies)

First Narrator: It's not.

chrizzly@feddit.org · 12 pts · 73d (2 replies)

Fourth narrator: So much later that the old narrators got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 8 pts · 73d (1 reply)

Narrator Union Rep: How long have these Narrators been working every day?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 72d

Fifth narrator: boot to the head! boot to the head! boot to the head!

It was too Tyrannosaurus shirt dudes. you've lost sight of the joke.

zedgeist@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 73d (2 replies)

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 73d

Only a couple

OpenStars@piefed.social · 6 pts · 72d

Fewer pixels, you got it boss!

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BillyClark@piefed.social · 14 pts · 73d

Ironically, the T-rex is shit at T posing.

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 72d (1 reply)

And Bike is short for Bichael.

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d

Bichael, bicycle... Tomayto tomahto.

cinoreus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 73d (1 reply)

I was gullible enough to believe it for a moment. Sigh

Bahnd@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 72d

But you see. Im going to call it that anyway, just to add more whimsy and dinosaur jokes to the world.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 73d (7 replies)

Then what’s a V-neck?

OpenStars@piefed.social · 5 pts · 72d

Velociraptor

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Who then eats your neck.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 73d (2 replies)

Vulcanodon neck, duh

johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 73d (1 reply)

That picture confused the fuck out of me. I was like how the fuck does it only have bones in like 1/4 of it's body? Then I read the caption 😂

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 72d

Nah nah, that caption is wrong. It only had these bones, so when it would walk it would be flapping all over the place with its neck like a dildo.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 72d (2 replies)

different story, same reason. That was named for its inventor, Johnny Veeneck, who was a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 72d (1 reply)

You mean Johan Ven Eck. I think he was Dutch.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 71d

I most certainly do not. You always want to talk about Johan Ven Eck. It's always Eck Eck Eck this and Eck Eck Eck that. Well what the Eck I am listening for once, tell me about the crazy slanderous Dutchman about whom I am totally not racist shit up Fenrus.

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 72d

I wasn't laughing and then I read “short arms”!!

M Y S I D E S

MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip · -12 pts · 73d (5 replies)

If you have to explain the joke...

howrar@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 73d

I thought the second post was the joke, not the explanation.

bstix@feddit.dk · 16 pts · 73d

It's a punchline. It needs to be there even if it's self-explanatory for some people.

wabasso@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 73d

It’s the tweet equivalent of comedic timing.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 73d

...then pick a smarter audience?

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 73d

If someone has to explain to you how jokes work... (see other replies)