This reminds me of the Harry Potter themed vibrating broomstick from back in the mid-2000s. Lots of clueless parents leaving online comments about how their sons liked the toy but their teenage daughters loved it, and would disappear for hours into their bedrooms with it.
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ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 87d
This reminds me of the Harry Potter themed vibrating broomstick from back in the mid-2000s. Lots of clueless parents leaving online comments about how their sons liked the toy but their teenage daughters loved it, and would disappear for hours into their bedrooms with it.
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 87d
The "clueless" parent reviews were mostly joke fake reviews
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 87d
Every parent was a teenager once
DarkSirrush@piefed.ca · 24 pts · 87d
No flared base, the answer is no.
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 87d
The light would make it easier to find, at least
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 87d
No flared base, hard to clean wrinkles, and likely a porous material. 3/10.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 87d
So one time use?
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 87d
hello 911 , Ye something is stuck again
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 86d
Oh. That guy. We have their address on a post it note in the ambulance
sundray@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 87d
Look, you reach a certain age and you realize the supermarket is wall-to-wall dildos.
DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 86d
IMO that's really too long for a dildo.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 86d
hey! check out this guy! he's never seen a chick take a horse dildo before.
42firehawk@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 86d
A chick? The person whose taken the most I know of is a dude. He just likes getting penetrated by pretty girls.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 86d
because who doesn't love a big gock?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 86d
Look, you reach a certain age and you realize the hardware store is wall-to-wall dildos.
sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 86d
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 87d
Maybe it will heal prostate cancer like he healed Elliot's cut?
mrfriki@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 87d
Otherworldly.
trd@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 86d
Does it glow on pressure or when you say ouch?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 87d
And mine grow when kicked with a pair of leather thigh high boots.
dance_ninja@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 87d
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adhdsergio@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 86d
What's the deal though?
Sxan@piefed.zip · -7 pts · 87d
Oh, þey knew.
I wonder what þe actual rates of ... creative use ... were?