Will fortune befall me?

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Saapas@piefed.zip · 65 pts · 105d (6 replies)

As long as they think it's just some silly fun and don't actually start making decisions based on that shit

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 31 pts · 105d (2 replies)

Nancy Reagan was using astrology for things as small as determining when Air Force 1 was allowed to land, and everything worked out fine for America...... right?

greenbit@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 105d (1 reply)

Iran attack was timed as well, and the generals have speeches of apocalyptic holy wars. The top of the pyramid scheme is fully in the esoteric and mystic

Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 105d

That's why it's a pyramid

greenbit@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 105d (2 replies)

It's interesting to follow because the billionaires do make decisions based on them, thus affecting us all

Ephera@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 105d (1 reply)

Oh no, there's probably stock traders that sell, because Jupiter's about to do a loop, and then there's other stock traders that know those stock traders will sell, so they'll try to sell before.

Even if none of them actually believed into astrology, they would still sell, because they assume others will sell.

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 105d

and the invisible hand guides the market ever closer to perfect efficiency

BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 105d (2 replies)

Will I crush my enemies? See them driven before me? Hear the lamentations of their women?

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 105d

Krom says "Signs point to yes"

vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 105d

Obligatory Conan the Musical

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 105d

Conan the Librarian!

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 105d

My wife always tells me they say I’m patronizing and arrogant but that I’ll also have a great love life.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 105d

They say you should have put less hot sauce on your taco salad last night. Damn.

PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 105d

It's all fun and conquering till she starts saying the stars are better for her then you.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 105d

Me manifesting my himbo energy.