c/ukcasual · by Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 76dDoctor's warning tells women not to put ice lollies in vagina during heatwave https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/women-warned-not-use-ice-3721704333 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
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BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 75d
Butts are still cool though, right?
Sucks to be a lady this summer.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 75d
You wouldn't need to put ice in there, if they were
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 75d
Stop sticking popsicles in your ass!
CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca · -4 pts · 75d
But I use it to shit! Anal is so cool…
Why can’t I use the same thing I use to shit on everything, you know… on everything else? It’s a sex thing and I’m pushing it on everyone so why not?
Why is my asshole off limits? Why can’t we talk about my asshole? Why can’t my shit be on everything? Why can’t I instead shit on everything?
If anal is cool why can’t everything be cool with my anus and all it contains?
What can’t I shit on everything?
Why isn’t everything okay with my feces???
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
I was trying to go for the Archer bit lol
anothermember@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 76d
They should really print that on the packaging.^The linked article has been changed by OP since I posted that and my joke doesn't work as well now, it's not as deadpan with this article. Please try not to change links that make comments out of context.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 76d
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_lilith@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 75d
but after is ok right?
etherphon@piefed.world · 5 pts · 75d
adam_y@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 75d
espentan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
Doctors, keeping you alive but taking the fun out of living.
Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 75d
Well where's the fun in that?
CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 75d
Gross
Drusas@fedia.io · 1 pts · 75d
404
Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · -1 pts · 75d
updated to another source