BYU as in the university in Utah. Probably mormons fucking eachothers armpits. Whatever gets them off I guess, but they really ought to take their sexual hygiene more seriously.
Some probably are. The great thing about being in such a wildly restrictive religion is figuring out the loopholes that your deity of choice didn't think to shore up.
You can get pubic lice anytime your hair comes in contact with another person’s infested hair. Most commonly, this happens during sexual intercourse. In rare instances, you can get it by sharing personal items like towels or sheets with someone who has pubic lice.
Oh, crabs as in lice. I thought crustaceans. That's a weird image to conjure up. They did something sexual and the result is that there are crabs clinging to their armpits, trying to snip and snap.
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orenj@leminal.space · 64 pts · 108d
BYU as in the university in Utah. Probably mormons fucking eachothers armpits. Whatever gets them off I guess, but they really ought to take their sexual hygiene more seriously.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 107d
JFC and here I am thinking they are scissoring with their arms
FinalRemix@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 107d
Some probably are. The great thing about being in such a wildly restrictive religion is figuring out the loopholes that your deity of choice didn't think to shore up.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 55 pts · 108d
Freaky Mormons coming up with any kinda premarital sex acts besides PIV.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 107d
They probably invented the Beej
sepi@piefed.social · 34 pts · 108d
I'm not uptight enough to figure this out. How do you get crabs on your armpit? Are people like putting dicks in armpits or armpit scissoring?
pageflight@piefed.social · 45 pts · 108d
Seems easier to blame shared or closely stored towels?
Cleveland Clinic explains:
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 108d
Thank you, I’m sufficiently grossed out for the day.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 107d
I first read public lice, and I guess the lice really is kinda just out there...in the public.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 107d
Yeah, the gov doesn't want you to know this, but the public lice are free, you can just go & take as many as you like! I have like 512 at home.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 107d
Seems like a good reason to shave pubic hair
JollyBrancher@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 107d
Them "crabs" can still get on your eyebrows though. FUN fact. And now we all know 'pits? Mmmm.
FishFace@piefed.social · 10 pts · 108d
What are armpit lice? Pubic lice can live in a lot of body hair, including armpit hair and eyelashes.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 107d
NO THEY CAN’T!
AAAHH! LALALALALALA. . . .
FishFace@piefed.social · 4 pts · 107d
Sorry!
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 107d
And mustaches.....
muffedtrims@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 107d
Who wants a mustache ride?!
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 107d
Oh, crabs as in lice. I thought crustaceans. That's a weird image to conjure up. They did something sexual and the result is that there are crabs clinging to their armpits, trying to snip and snap.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 107d
No, I don't think I will. Thanks.