Care packages

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Azzu@leminal.space · 133 pts · 83d (7 replies)

The problem here is that he obviously didn't get her new Tupperware after.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 83d (2 replies)

Was gonna say. You know the solution here.

whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 83d (1 reply)

attending a Tupperware meeting? How do you even do that?!

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 83d

rumba@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 82d (2 replies)

You can buy mom's Tupperware, but one cannot just buy granny's Tupperware.

There were parties, and appetizers and large purchases.

Occasionally you can find a classic piece on eBay for $26 like this specimen

But the new stuff just isn't the same and granny wants her legacy back gosh darn it.

Azzu@leminal.space · 1 pts · 81d (1 reply)

I understand, however even nonoptimal plastic boxes are better than a bag.

rumba@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 81d

For my man here, absolutely. But he's dissapointed grandma. He's gettin the bag as a reminder.

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 82d

Maybe he did, but that's not the point grandmother is making.

Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 49 pts · 83d (1 reply)

we all know granny isn't using actual Tupperware. It's old butter or cottage cheese containers.

They will still disown you if you lose them though.

Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 83d

My grandma had her original Tupperware from the 70s!

s@piefed.world · 35 pts · 83d (13 replies)

What’s with people omitting the possessive apostrophe and letter S? The word “granny” reads like an adjective here

Zorcron@lemmy.zip · 64 pts · 83d (8 replies)
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 83d (1 reply)

Thats super cool, thanks for the link!

nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 83d

classic one is "baby momma" in general american would be "[my] baby's mother"

rishado@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 82d (5 replies)
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Zorcron@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 82d (1 reply)

It’s not bad grammar. It’s different grammar than the “Standard American English” most of us learned in school, and sometimes described as bad grammar for generally racist historical reasons.

rishado@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d
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schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 82d (2 replies)

Language is largely an arbitrary collection of rules consensually agreed upon. It's no wonder that throughout history, it has been the ruling classes that spoke the most “correctly” and the poor that spoke “incorrectly.” Grammar is a tool of social control.

Free your mind.

rishado@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d (1 reply)
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schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 78d

Why does everyone in the world think they can't be racists simply by virtue of not being American?

I wasn't calling you racist, but do you find that a lot of people do?

Anyway, this linguistic tendency goes way beyond race; think of how the BBC accent was posh London for the longest time, or how Quebecois are ashamed of their accents, or how Argentines envy continental castellano... it's a race thing only in so much as it's a class thing.

theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 83d

Possessive determiners are adjectives.

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 83d

It's common in AAVE - nothing wrong with it

harmbugler@piefed.social · 1 pts · 83d (1 reply)

How do you know it's supposed to have an apostrophe and an S though?

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 83d

Context, but I do think that it's important enough to not omit

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 83d (1 reply)

Blud, count yourself fortunate that she's still giving you food. If I'd gone and lost my grandma's Tupperware, she'd straight up murder me ass.

danekrae@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 83d

Get in the mud to have some gud fud, blud.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 83d (4 replies)

In Canada, care comes in bags.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 83d

So does milk but that don’t make it right.

Nah, j/k. Go on with your wacky milk bags, ya crazy hosers.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 4 pts · 83d (2 replies)

Not in bears?

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 83d (1 reply)

Canada comes in Care Bears.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 3 pts · 83d

I'm conflicted if I should upvote this. I'm a little disgusted, but also turned on.

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 83d

Damn that looks delicious.

ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 83d (2 replies)

That is some artful bagging of a meal. One bag, yet neatly compartmentalized with virtually no smearing on the bag. Damn.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 83d

My leftovers look more like some strange sea life from the murky depths.

rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 82d

And everything in that picture was hours of cooking, cleaning. God I'm tired just looking at that bag.

Granny could probably sell those on doordash for $35 a pop :)

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 83d

Wise woman, your gran.

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 83d

THE BAG OF SHAMEEEE

monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 83d

I prefer bags.