Maga leaders want ‘traditional American families’ – but can’t stop having affairs

Yes, that's the tradition. What don't you understand?

Traditional family advocates are cheating in their spouses.

Anti-gay politicians have Grindr on their phone.

Pro-gun activists won't allow arms at their speaking events.

Anti-immigrant farmers hire cheap labour to pick their crops.

People who shout "protect the children", have the entire Library of Alexandria worth of child porn.

The people complaining about the country's budget deficit, hide all their money in Caymanian bank accounts.

Officials who say they want to "protect womens'' sports", caught being a creep to schoolgirls.

And xenophobes have four grandparents who were born outside the country.

What was that phrase again? Oh, right.

Every accusation is an admission.

I have a coworker who is hardcore MAGA. His first wife divorced him and says the most disgusting things like "if she can cheat on me with a 30 year old then why can't I sleep with a 16 year old" (for context he's in his 50s)

now he's with his side piece who drives him to work every day (lost his license to a DUI) and he brags about fucking the woman down the street from him.

No, they want "traditional American families" for their wives. This is about control and they think if they can rule over someone, then they are still manly.

Pity they don't realise this makes them little piss boys. Pathetic cunts.

Conservative Traditional Families in America: A Primer

• Almost die in a war
• Marry STRAIGHT out of highschool/after your discharge, possibly after getting a girl pregnant
• Have PTSD or other untreated mental illness
• Have an affair
• Lose your job to automation
• Become an alcoholic
• Have secret gay sex
• Become a domestic abuser
• Threaten your children to prevent them from being gay
• Wife leaves you
• Your children hate you
• Die alone

Republicans? Hypocrites? Noooo. Surely not.

That's literally the traditional American family, to be fair.

That's the tradition, women trapped by society in bad marriages.

Isn't an affair an integral part of the American family unit?

If you want a "traditional family" in your country to become a norm you need to bring back a few "traditional rules" back:

• every family should have a home or flat on their own, no renting
• above-mentioned homes should be multi-generational, flats don't need to be
• every family should be able to afford middle-class lifestyle on one paycheck (only one person per pair of adults needing to work, doesn't matter which one)

But we can't have that in the big squeeze economy, right?

They want us in traditional American families. For themselves they want absolute power with zero responsibility, and they sincerely believe they've earned and deserve it.

They also want everyone to be Christian even though they don't follow their own bible. lmao

Yeah and the nazis that bought farms hated actually working them. Conservatives love an aesthetic regardless of if they want the reality

And can't quit their Grindr or Ashley Madison accounts

That is their tradition. Hypocracy.

How traditional do they want it? Like in the1600's marrying your 12 year old cousin? Seems like it.