In Hollywood why do all actors and such have fake names besides their own? How do they come up with them? If I went to hollywood could i make up something like Don Dickle Pickle Wiggler?
You don't have to go to Hollywood to start calling yourself Don Dickle Pickle Wiggler. You can just do that now, without even leaving your room.
Hell I can be Don Dickle Pickle Wiggler, his name is Don Dickle Pickle Wiggler, her name is Don Dickle Pickle Wiggler...we all are. One big Pickle Wiggler family.
It don't matter. Somewhere back on your lineage someone just decided their last name is now Smith, or whatever. They just said it, and set your surname, hundreds of years ago.
Or some dude at immigration misheard your name so just gave you a new one.
Even your first name...your mom just decided that for you one day. She said "you're gonna be called Pat and I'm gonna have your foreskin cut off" and you just said "waaa" and accepted it.
Either way. Names don't matter. It's all made up by someone. You can (unofficially) change your name anytime you want, but you can't get your original foreskin back.
Sometimes it's because of structural Anglocentrism making it harder to get an acting role with a foreign-sounding last name (e.g. "Ramon Antonio Gerard Estevez" becomes "Martin Sheen" or "Ilyena Lydia Vadilievna Mironov" becomes "[Dame] Helen Mirren")
Sometimes it's just a matter of cropping a name or two ("Philip Anthony Hopkins")
Sometimes it's just about sounding cooler ("Eric Bishop" becomes "Jamie Foxx" or "Caryn Elaine Johnson" becomes "Whoopi Goldberg")
And sometimes it's because there's already a SAG member with your name ("Diane Hall" becomes "Diane Keaton" or "Michael Douglas" becomes... "Michael Keaton")
The SAG forces everyone to have their own unique names, similar to a copyright. It's their brand. So if there's already a John Doe, you have to pick something different even if that's your name.
If I recall correctly the Acting Guild has requirements for actor names. One is no two actors can have the same name which is why Harrison Ford was credited as Harrison J Ford in his early career.
I have no idea why everyone takes me so dreadfully seriously but it's god damn annoying. I guess I should address that I am not actually that much of a pervert unfortunately, years of Catholic guilt had me denying who I even was for decades.
Sorry, it was a bad day and it appears I took it the wrong way :( I thought you were talking about me personally and not the name as the name was for Don. I'm a bit sensitive atm, apologies too.
I'm a performance artist, far from Hollywood, and I have an alias. It's called a stage name. It helps to keep my private and public lives separate, and it's cooler than my legal name.
17 Comments
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 96d
You don't have to go to Hollywood to start calling yourself Don Dickle Pickle Wiggler. You can just do that now, without even leaving your room.
Hell I can be Don Dickle Pickle Wiggler, his name is Don Dickle Pickle Wiggler, her name is Don Dickle Pickle Wiggler...we all are. One big Pickle Wiggler family.
It don't matter. Somewhere back on your lineage someone just decided their last name is now Smith, or whatever. They just said it, and set your surname, hundreds of years ago.
Or some dude at immigration misheard your name so just gave you a new one.
Even your first name...your mom just decided that for you one day. She said "you're gonna be called Pat and I'm gonna have your foreskin cut off" and you just said "waaa" and accepted it.
Either way. Names don't matter. It's all made up by someone. You can (unofficially) change your name anytime you want, but you can't get your original foreskin back.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 96d
Lots of last names are occupational names, like your Smith example, so were often a qualifier that others used.
And it seems the immigration story wasn't really that common.
Tujio@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 96d
Yes, names like Smith, Schomaker and Tanner come from the family business.
Don't ask about the Dickinsons.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 96d
Oh yeah...they were the politicians.
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 95d
It happened with my last name. They changed it to end with a Y instead of I
Cawifre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 96d
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 96d
It depends.
Sometimes it's because of structural Anglocentrism making it harder to get an acting role with a foreign-sounding last name (e.g. "Ramon Antonio Gerard Estevez" becomes "Martin Sheen" or "Ilyena Lydia Vadilievna Mironov" becomes "[Dame] Helen Mirren")
Sometimes it's just a matter of cropping a name or two ("Philip Anthony Hopkins")
Sometimes it's just about sounding cooler ("Eric Bishop" becomes "Jamie Foxx" or "Caryn Elaine Johnson" becomes "Whoopi Goldberg")
And sometimes it's because there's already a SAG member with your name ("Diane Hall" becomes "Diane Keaton" or "Michael Douglas" becomes... "Michael Keaton")
Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 96d
The SAG forces everyone to have their own unique names, similar to a copyright. It's their brand. So if there's already a John Doe, you have to pick something different even if that's your name.
Patnou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 96d
I sometimes had the thought of being introduced on Colbert show and showing I am a woman but wearing a pickle t-shirt lol
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 96d
If I recall correctly the Acting Guild has requirements for actor names. One is no two actors can have the same name which is why Harrison Ford was credited as Harrison J Ford in his early career.
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 96d
Imperious_melange@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d
joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 96d
I'd go with Dong Dickler.
CameronDev@programming.dev · 0 pts · 96d
joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 96d
I have no idea why everyone takes me so dreadfully seriously but it's god damn annoying. I guess I should address that I am not actually that much of a pervert unfortunately, years of Catholic guilt had me denying who I even was for decades.
CameronDev@programming.dev · 1 pts · 96d
My apologies, I didn't mean to imply anything about you personally, only that your Hollywood name would make some funny headlines.
joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 96d
Sorry, it was a bad day and it appears I took it the wrong way :( I thought you were talking about me personally and not the name as the name was for Don. I'm a bit sensitive atm, apologies too.
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d
I'm a performance artist, far from Hollywood, and I have an alias. It's called a stage name. It helps to keep my private and public lives separate, and it's cooler than my legal name.
glimse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 96d
Only like a third of actors change their name
ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 96d