Spider Proof [SMBC Comic]

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winkly@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 83d (4 replies)

A piano couldn’t crush Spider-Man 😒

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 83d (1 reply)

I mean I definitely think it'd hurt him, but agreed on no crushing.

My problem is the spider sense logic. Even within the context of a joke, spider sense is clearly heavily temporal. I don't think, for example, that Spider-Man is constantly tingling over the eventual chronic illness he's going to succumb to in 50 years or whatever.

By the time his spider sense is going off, you're minutes if not seconds from finishing the compute and achieving the result anyway.

toynbee@piefed.social · 7 pts · 83d

He apparently once acted as one of the structural supports for a skyscraper.

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 83d

It may not even piss him off

Lumisal@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 83d

The Green Goblin was there. Probably a Tungsten piano

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 83d

I'm blaming every future hypothesis failure on Green Goblin from now on.

marcos@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 83d

N-Villany!

But now, he nerd-snipped Spider-Man, he changed the outcome of the experiment by explaining it. Green Goblin didn't even see any need to intervene, he's only trolling.

Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 83d

That's less of a poof and more of a crunch.