Cat crime hole

An open pizza box showing a pizza being snatched by a cat’s paw reaching through a side hole in the box. Caption above reads: “So that’s what the holes in pizza boxes are for”

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16 Comments

Skyline969@piefed.ca · 23 pts · 58d (2 replies)

Some people say pineapple is the worst thing you can put on pizza. I posit that poo paws are worse.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 58d (1 reply)

Cats clean themselves. Those are saliva paws.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 7 pts · 58d

Yeah, but they clean their butt with the same tongue, so...

Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 58d (2 replies)

Silly cat, how are you going to get that big pizza through that tiny hole?

notabot@piefed.social · 22 pts · 58d (1 reply)

One tiny piece at a time. That what the foot knives are for.

Shellbeach@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 58d

Foot knives.... heeehhee

jankforlife@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 58d

Cats spent years and millions of human dollars lobbying the pizza industry for these crime holes!

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 12 pts · 58d (2 replies)

What kind of weak ass pizza is that?

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 58d

Think they just let the cat have that one.

Demdaru@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 58d

Looks like salami pizza. Without salami and cheese.

Godric@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 58d

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 58d

My germs

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 58d

Mmm pizza

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 58d

i need dis...

janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 58d

Y'know I've never tried eating a pizza by just taking fistfulls of it, maybe I should though

grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 58d

“I didn’t do nothing!”