"I want to meet straight woman in local public spaces to form heterosexual relationships with them. On the way to those spaces, sometimes I get so excited about kissing a woman and liking it that I just trip on my untied shoelaces and fall mouth first onto men's erect gay penises? I HATE confrontation, so as I'm already there, I just finish the job so the person doesn't get upset. Is this happening to anyone else?"
"Is there a way to play pickleball, as an EXTREMELY straight man, without inevitably having sex with all the men right on the court Every. Single. Time? I just wanted a healthy hobby so I could exercise and attract more non-gay women for handjobs, breast holding and more. Other straight dudes, what have you done in the past when this has happened to you?"
"I'm big on two things; water preservation and NOT being gay. Obviously those things might conflict when you realize you have to ask your two male roommates to start showering with you as a third, straight male. The most efficient use of the water is obviously if we all stand under the one steam together, backs to fronts in a circle? How would you do this in the straightest way?"
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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 74d
Straightest Reddit user
Snapz@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 74d
This should be a whole community.
"I want to meet straight woman in local public spaces to form heterosexual relationships with them. On the way to those spaces, sometimes I get so excited about kissing a woman and liking it that I just trip on my untied shoelaces and fall mouth first onto men's erect gay penises? I HATE confrontation, so as I'm already there, I just finish the job so the person doesn't get upset. Is this happening to anyone else?"
"Is there a way to play pickleball, as an EXTREMELY straight man, without inevitably having sex with all the men right on the court Every. Single. Time? I just wanted a healthy hobby so I could exercise and attract more non-gay women for handjobs, breast holding and more. Other straight dudes, what have you done in the past when this has happened to you?"
"I'm big on two things; water preservation and NOT being gay. Obviously those things might conflict when you realize you have to ask your two male roommates to start showering with you as a third, straight male. The most efficient use of the water is obviously if we all stand under the one steam together, backs to fronts in a circle? How would you do this in the straightest way?"
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 74d
Anon was horny
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 74d
It's ok to be a gay crossdresser
Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 74d
crossdressers are not necessarily gay
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 74d
They are when they start servicing men.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 4 pts · 74d
It’s not gay to have sex with men if you’re just doing it to get off.
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 74d
Yeah what ever happened to bros before hoes? Ain't nothing gay with a bro helping another bro out smh
cockmushroom@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 74d
I'd have thought that was the only reason to have sex with someone unless you're tryna have kids.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 74d
🥚 🐣
InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 74d
what does that mean?
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 74d
egg
InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 73d
Oh I see
mattyroses@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 71d
It's cool bro, just say no homo then it's just 2 straight guys making sweet sweet love, nothing gay about that. One bro helping out another.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 74d
Look, it happens to everyone. Nothing to worry about