By truce agreement, Mexico feeds the front half and the USA cleans up the poop from the rear half. Both sides think they’ve got the better deal. The chihuahua is angry at this arrangement and the rest of existence, as is the way with such things.
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23 Comments
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 87 pts · 97d
Would end with Mexico reclaiming Texas and California, inshallah.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 97d
With the number of Mexican Americans in the country, those supporting Mexico would wreak havoc.
And I specifically mean those here legally
PanGodofPanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 96d
The number of American born non-Hispanics supporting Mexico would be enough to tear the country apart, lol
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 97d
People here legally from Mexico probably do not want to go back to Mexico. They went through a lot of trouble and paperwork to not be in Mexico.
Lumisal@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 96d
But now they'll be in New New Mexico
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 96d
Not to be confused with old New Mexico
mkwt@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 96d
imagine they reclaim all the territory except the Gadsden purchase, which becomes an exclave.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 96d
as it was, so it shall be again effendi
Hubi@feddit.org · 69 pts · 97d
This should be updated with:
The Mexican President allows the American President to have a cage match on the White House lawn
Washington DC gets bombed immediately after
bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 35 pts · 97d
Small typo, it’s “half of a Chihuahua.”
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 97d
Oh fuq man that's a really funny (and sad) image
Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 97d
By truce agreement, Mexico feeds the front half and the USA cleans up the poop from the rear half. Both sides think they’ve got the better deal. The chihuahua is angry at this arrangement and the rest of existence, as is the way with such things.
IronBird@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 96d
these numbers arent even remotely close to russian losses btw
mkwt@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 96d
I think the numbers were proportional, or at least proportionate, back in May of 2022 when this was created.
Oh! To recall the carefree days when the special 3-day military operation was only around 90 days old.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 96d
And Russia has a smaller population total.
fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 97d
For a second, I thought I'd missed the next big brain move after Iran.
brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 96d
Yeah, sounds like a legit scenario for 2027 to me. I'll be back in a minute, I quickly have to visit polymarket.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 96d
It's 2028, the trial of notorious insider trader "optional" is beginning. Polymarket Presents the Supreme Court (tm) has decided to execute the one bad apple responsible for all of the corruption.
zbyte64@awful.systems · 6 pts · 96d
I mean the CIA is doing something down there, we don't know exactly what their plans are but it can't be good.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 96d
If past behavior is anything to go by, continuing to pad their budget working with local drug dealers.
fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 96d
fartographer@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 96d
As a citizen of San Antonio, I'd like to extend the warmest welcome to our friends in the Mexican helicopters.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 96d
Mexico becomes a International arms dealer in Drones out of the combat experience... Hinting a probable change in how we do warfare altogether.
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 88d
When a significant proportion of your own population are Mexican, invading their home country and killing their countrymen is pretty moronic.
I'm also sure they wouldn't go meekly into internment camps either.