Don't believe everything that you breathe

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 74d (4 replies)

You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 74d (3 replies)

So shave your face with some mace in the dark

Burninator05@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 74d (2 replies)

And save all your food stamps and burn down a trailer park.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 74d (1 reply)

Yo... Cut it.

DankDingleberry@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 74d

Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 75d (11 replies)

Knowing me my brain will be alive for a couple days or so listening to everyone talk shit about me and complain how I owe them money

Phantaloons@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 74d (4 replies)

There's always that terrifying theory that if your brain slows down and dies, conciousness itself may elongate. One may spend eons of time in relative stillness before actual death, decades, who can say?

Or not, I dunno.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 74d

eons of time in relative stillness

Oh, don't tease me with a bit of fucking peace and quiet!

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 74d

well under anesthetic there was no experience of anything so I very much doubt it. My first general anesthetic was "proof" as much as proof can be that it doesn't even go black, just that the thing that used to be you isn't aware of anything any more.

groet@feddit.org · 1 pts · 74d (1 reply)

Eh, since your ability to perceive time is also bound to your brain, it would also slow down. So it would probably feel normal. Since every thought takes forever it might even feel like live around you is sped up and after 4 days in 10 seconds you are dead.

Phantaloons@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 74d

...well, that's a relief.

Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 74d (4 replies)

Um, how would your brain still live for a few days?

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 74d (3 replies)

I have a sleeping disorder. I assume it carries over into the afterlife for a while.

Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 74d

Oooh lol

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 74d (1 reply)

Can you imagine the heartburn/reflux from all those embalming chemicals?

I'm gonna have the urge to poop in the middle of my own funeral, aren't I?

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d

they’re gonna hear me fart

Burninator05@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 74d

Rest comfortable knowing that there isn't anything they can do to you to get it back.

Photonic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 74d (3 replies)

Well good news then! Neurotransmitters are just molecules, they cannot shut down as such.

s@piefed.world · 10 pts · 74d (2 replies)

They cease to transmit neuro

Photonic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 74d (1 reply)

Ahh yes, how could I forget

Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 74d

alts heimer

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 7 pts · 75d (2 replies)

Good song

assertnull@programming.dev · 10 pts · 75d (1 reply)

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 1 pts · 72d

Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 75d

Just wait until you hear about the Boltzmann brain looollll

(Probably not gonna happen but it'd be hilarious if it did)