c/Couplememes · by Picasso@sh.itjust.works · 71dSuffering from success 268 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 71d
Aww yes, the old “take an ancient joke from the 1800s” and turn it into a “This totally happened” moment for internet points
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 27 pts · 71d
Some kind of meme about couples, you might say.
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 71d
Bro knew he was too cooked for sex and flirted a bit on the way to the brown out.
Nice setup for the morning after a glass or two of water
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 70d
So much cynicism in these comments.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 70d
Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 70d
That's Diogenes?
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 70d
It’s Alexander if he were not who he was.
Hupf@feddit.org · 5 pts · 70d
Ah, now I get it. You sly dog!
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 70d
Appreciate that. Now get out of my sun, I’m tanning.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 70d
He's a keeper.
xylol@leminal.space · 4 pts · 70d
in my room so they sleep in different rooms usually?
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 70d
Sometimes boyfriends and girlfriends don't even live in the same house!
xylol@leminal.space · 5 pts · 70d
Well they said they came home, so figured it was both of their homes
SpacePanda@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 11d
Could be slip of the tounge I do this sometimes, but, could be religious.
fraksken@infosec.pub · -6 pts · 71d
It's an old line, probably re-used by people who want to lovebomb somebody.
ReptilianCleric@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 70d
Yes he love bombed her in order to successfully checks notes sleep on the floor. Um... Yeah
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
Maybe it's like a really thick shag carpet.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 71d
Sure, he must be love bombing her to get her to sleep with him.
thefluffiest@feddit.nl · -7 pts · 71d
Said no drunk guy ever