This sticker was on a car I was stuck behind a while ago.
So did you let him in?
No he was behind so he went in
Typical.
Convince me that the beauty on the right isn't James Spader wearing a wig.
I thought it was Stephen Fry in drag.
It’s clearly John Lithgow before he went bald.
I thought it was a young Jay Leno
“Jesus Fix My Hair”
Plot twist: Jesus is the name of their hair stylist who is currently on vacation with his boyfriend in Costa Rica.
Beat me to it! Saw this on vinesauce the other day
Triple umlaut u
u⃛
That's a thing?
It is used by Ubergermans as emoji of three-eyed smiling monster.
Ah, of course the Germans have an emoji for everything
German scat fetish emoji: ß<Ö
If you’ve ever played Atari, this is the last thing you see before you die in Space Invaders.
You can't tell me these guys don't meddle with some suppressed sexual desire for strong men.
Never underestimate the unspoken craving for daddies among the lieutenants of patriarchal systems.
Are we sure these aren’t all cries for help from musicians who’d been molested at church?
My immediate thought. Thankyou.
Dont have the pics handy, but my favorites were
"Touching Jesus"
"Ths golden organ"
My partner used to go to a particularly crazy church in her youth. Think speaking with tounges and moving with the spirit.
Apparently it wasn't uncommon for people to refer to Jesus as daddy and yell shit like "Yes daddy"
Sounds like a MAGA rally.
Let him in:
We are the Milkmen, our milk is holy.
This takes me back to a blog I used to read back in the day that did a couple of worst album covers posts.
https://web.archive.org/web/20110515093846/http://salamitsunami.com/archives/91
Are there any monotheistic religions that worship a female god? I need a new religion but I don't want to worship a man. That would be icky. Any ideas Lemmy?
Sincerely, an aspiring holy man
P.S. This is definitly not a troll post
You could try worshipping mother nature?
Isn't that just Wicca?
Edit: I found this pic of her
This might work. That's a diety worthy of worship.
Does she do porn? Asking for a friend.
It was some reddit users earth day costume. I found the post while searching mother nature sexy.
Þat headpiece is incredible.
Your Th is broken.
þorn is love, þorn is life.
Agreed.
Offering wire-wrapped semi-precious stone pendants, watercolor postcards, and if you know how to ask, shrooms.
Is she available?
Linguistically, pasta is a feminine noun in Italian.
Be welcome my new pastafarian
Try philosophy instead; it's healþier.
He Touched Me, and Now He's Inside Me, and That's How I Know He's Coming
Izzat PP in the upper right?
lyrics from the Beatles:
Come together Right now Over me Shoot me Right Come, come, come, come, come
48 Comments
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 76 pts · 96d
This sticker was on a car I was stuck behind a while ago.
Virtvirt588@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 96d
So did you let him in?
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d
No he was behind so he went in
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 93d
Typical.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 49 pts · 95d
mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 95d
Convince me that the beauty on the right isn't James Spader wearing a wig.
YaksDC@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 95d
I thought it was Stephen Fry in drag.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 95d
It’s clearly John Lithgow before he went bald.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 95d
I thought it was a young Jay Leno
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 95d
“Jesus Fix My Hair”
Plot twist: Jesus is the name of their hair stylist who is currently on vacation with his boyfriend in Costa Rica.
MurphysPaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 95d
Beat me to it! Saw this on vinesauce the other day
markz@suppo.fi · 38 pts · 96d
Triple umlaut u
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 96d
u⃛
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 96d
That's a thing?
Renat@szmer.info · 12 pts · 95d
It is used by Ubergermans as emoji of three-eyed smiling monster.
SGforce@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 94d
Ah, of course the Germans have an emoji for everything
mech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 93d
German scat fetish emoji:
ß<Ö
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 95d
If you’ve ever played Atari, this is the last thing you see before you die in Space Invaders.
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de · 37 pts · 96d
You can't tell me these guys don't meddle with some suppressed sexual desire for strong men.
sundray@lemmus.org · 21 pts · 96d
Never underestimate the unspoken craving for daddies among the lieutenants of patriarchal systems.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 95d
Are we sure these aren’t all cries for help from musicians who’d been molested at church?
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 95d
My immediate thought. Thankyou.
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 96d
Dont have the pics handy, but my favorites were
"Touching Jesus"
"Ths golden organ"
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 95d
My partner used to go to a particularly crazy church in her youth. Think speaking with tounges and moving with the spirit.
Apparently it wasn't uncommon for people to refer to Jesus as daddy and yell shit like "Yes daddy"
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 95d
Sounds like a MAGA rally.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 95d
Let him in:
Mr_Wobble@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 94d
Mr_Wobble@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 94d
Mr_Wobble@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 94d
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 94d
We are the Milkmen, our milk is holy.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 95d
This takes me back to a blog I used to read back in the day that did a couple of worst album covers posts.
https://web.archive.org/web/20110515093846/http://salamitsunami.com/archives/91
daggermoon@piefed.world · 5 pts · 95d
Are there any monotheistic religions that worship a female god? I need a new religion but I don't want to worship a man. That would be icky. Any ideas Lemmy?
Sincerely,
an aspiring holy man
P.S.
This is definitly not a troll post
Sybilvane@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 95d
You could try worshipping mother nature?
daggermoon@piefed.world · 6 pts · 95d
Isn't that just Wicca?
Edit: I found this pic of her
This might work. That's a diety worthy of worship.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 95d
Does she do porn? Asking for a friend.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 3 pts · 95d
It was some reddit users earth day costume. I found the post while searching mother nature sexy.
Sxan@piefed.zip · -3 pts · 95d
Þat headpiece is incredible.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 95d
Your Th is broken.
daggermoon@piefed.world · -1 pts · 94d
þorn is love, þorn is life.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 95d
Agreed.
Mr_Wobble@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 94d
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 93d
Offering wire-wrapped semi-precious stone pendants, watercolor postcards, and if you know how to ask, shrooms.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 94d
Is she available?
Mr_Wobble@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 94d
myrrh@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 94d
Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d
Linguistically, pasta is a feminine noun in Italian.
Be welcome my new pastafarian
Sxan@piefed.zip · -1 pts · 95d
Try philosophy instead; it's healþier.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 94d
He Touched Me, and Now He's Inside Me, and That's How I Know He's Coming
Mr_Wobble@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 94d
houndeyes@toast.ooo · 4 pts · 95d
Izzat PP in the upper right?
Mr_Wobble@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 94d
Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d
lyrics from the Beatles:
Come together
Right now
Over me
Shoot me
Right
Come, come, come, come, come