Hmm... Hey, I have a great idea for an app you should invest in, it runs a lightweight AI agent on your phone that uses your social media presence to build a profile of your preferences and then uses that to make informed crypto trades that align with your moral values. Total moneymaker. Gib $ pls.
21 Comments
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 31 pts · 69d
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 69d
I would like some of this money, how do obtain?
ICastFist@programming.dev · 18 pts · 69d
Step 1: have a rich parent
Alternative step 1: steal from a rich person
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 69d
Hmm... Hey, I have a great idea for an app you should invest in, it runs a lightweight AI agent on your phone that uses your social media presence to build a profile of your preferences and then uses that to make informed crypto trades that align with your moral values. Total moneymaker. Gib $ pls.
(this is how theft works now, right?)
msage@programming.dev · 6 pts · 68d
Yes, unironically.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 68d
alternative 1 sends you to jail
but what actually works sucks
alternative 2: steal from a lot of poor person
sundray@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 68d
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 68d
It's called a job application
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 68d
Nnnnah, that sounds incredibly tedious...
Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 67d
In this economy? Yeah, right
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d
Well, it's better than nothing.
verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 68d
People will just talk shit about women for the crime of Scrooge McDuckin’ a bathtub full of Benjamins.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 68d
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 68d
fr. no way I'd ever expose my private bits to cash (id wear underwear at least)
msage@programming.dev · 11 pts · 68d
Do you take credit cards?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 68d
they're too dense and wouldn't be fluffy like cash😔
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 68d
You can always use an ATM 🤷♂️
eru@mouse.chitanda.moe · 7 pts · 68d
what is the context behind being naked in a bathtub in this situation
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 68d
manual money laundring
N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 67d
some people are into paper cuts, you know
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 66d
She's trying to green wash.
WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 68d
Yayyy