golddigger arc 🤑

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21 Comments

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 31 pts · 69d

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 69d (9 replies)

I would like some of this money, how do obtain?

ICastFist@programming.dev · 18 pts · 69d (3 replies)

Step 1: have a rich parent

Alternative step 1: steal from a rich person

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 69d (1 reply)

Hmm... Hey, I have a great idea for an app you should invest in, it runs a lightweight AI agent on your phone that uses your social media presence to build a profile of your preferences and then uses that to make informed crypto trades that align with your moral values. Total moneymaker. Gib $ pls.

(this is how theft works now, right?)

msage@programming.dev · 6 pts · 68d

Yes, unironically.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 68d

alternative 1 sends you to jail

but what actually works sucks

alternative 2: steal from a lot of poor person

sundray@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 68d

MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 68d (3 replies)

It's called a job application

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 68d

Nnnnah, that sounds incredibly tedious...

Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 67d (1 reply)

In this economy? Yeah, right

MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d

Well, it's better than nothing.

verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 68d (2 replies)

People will just talk shit about women for the crime of Scrooge McDuckin’ a bathtub full of Benjamins.

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 68d (1 reply)
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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 68d

fr. no way I'd ever expose my private bits to cash (id wear underwear at least)

msage@programming.dev · 11 pts · 68d (2 replies)

Do you take credit cards?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 68d (1 reply)

they're too dense and wouldn't be fluffy like cash😔

MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 68d

You can always use an ATM 🤷‍♂️

eru@mouse.chitanda.moe · 7 pts · 68d (3 replies)

what is the context behind being naked in a bathtub in this situation

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 68d

manual money laundring

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 67d

some people are into paper cuts, you know

oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 66d

She's trying to green wash.

WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 68d

Yayyy