"Facebook Consumer Privacy User Profile Litigation Settlement Administrator has sent you $5.09 USD"
Yes I may have been on Facebook at one time, and yes they profited massively off of privacy abuse that oppressive dictators are literally jealous of, but after filling out numerous forms and responding to porrly written sketchy emails, and several years of litigation, look whose buying drink tonight baby!!!
All you privacy suckers here bitchin, and I'm just sittin here gettin paid.
21 Comments
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 79d
No, seriously though.
The hilariously low joke amount from the movie is BARELY less than the actual settlement amount.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 79d
I'd sell your Mets stock. Can't be long before they go bankrupt with these payouts happening.
homes@piefed.world · 24 pts · 79d
Hmmm… I got $5.64
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 79d
You must have been more violated.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 79d
I got $7.31 ! Time to retire
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 79d
Justice has been served. All wrongs have been righted!
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d
No, I've seriously got it made. Yahoo! also just paid me another $8.12 a few days ago. Now I can almost buy a burrito!
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 78d
Sorry we sold your data for 340 million, we apologize by paying out 100m
404found@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 78d
I don't want to brag but there was a class action lawsuit against blue cross blue shield for market price manipulation. Blue cross settled. I had 7 years worth of claims and received $17
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 78d
You trying to ruin my moment bro?
404found@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 77d
Haha I hate to be the 'new money bragger' type but when you come into possession of an unexpected $17, it's hard to act like you don't care.
_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 79d
Wow you are all rolling in it! I got 4.67 usd.
Riverview_Legal@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 78d
I remember reading years ago (2010?) from a lawyer who declined to get involved in a class action law suit against a car manufacture (Honda or Toyota?). The lawyer wanted to file in Small Claims and wanted other people to do it as they would get bigger pay outs and it would cost the car manufacture more money through litigating numerous law suits.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 78d
Yeah the only winners in class action law suits are the lawyers. The only losers are the customers.
Tronn4@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 78d
I got $6. Holla
frankenswine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 78d
is this real?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 78d
I know right, feels like a dream.
jdr@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 79d
But you only get money now if you also got money before! You should have gotten like twenty bucks last time!
makeshift0546@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 79d
I'm getting $250 for my latest one. Got $700 for my pixel 5(I think). 🤷♂️
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 79d
Wow. What did they do to you? Install a webcam in your shower?
makeshift0546@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 78d
Bad batteries.