"...How did you even park there, mate?"

This isn't regular parking. This is advanced parking

Is this the new Banksy installation I heard about?

Remember, if your gonna Fuck up. Fuck it up enough so everyone can wonder how you did it.

The layman is amazed, and the expert is puzzled.\

(Der Laie staunt und der Fachmann wundert sich.)

Thats some Prince of Persia wall running shit right there

"Her husband came so I had to escape through the window"