Adults should have no more than one drink a day, a team of scientists says

Children can have up to 3, some scientists say

My wife and kids don't drink, so I'm picking up their slack.

Oh well

Smoke all the weed you want though. -Doc, probably

What is the maximum safe daily dosage of capitalism and poverty though?

In this environment? With all the things happening constantly? More like one pack a day. If we could fucking afford it.

I only have one drink, its just very long and spaced out and is a whole bottle.