As a matter of fact, I do! And I moved here from Chicago about 40 years ago and landed right in the middle of Magaland. I just lay low and listen to the ignorant dingleberry’s ramble on about how great Lord Feltersnatch is!
Long story but mainly lost everything up north when the steel mills laid off many thousands back in 82 when china was outselling the US on steel. Moved down here and fell in love with the country. Just not the people.  Good thing I’m not a people person. 
Luckily you have a shitload of them sonsabitches to choose from. Be careful though, some of them fuck’en fuckers just want your money. Pert near a scam if you ask me but you didn’t ask me now did ya!
In Eastern at least the population density allows you to avoid them. Not so much western, most people congregate around in the few larger towns like Paducah.
Forgetting about him is the last thing we need to do. He's the immediate precursor to fascism. We need to learn how to spot the wolves before they take off their disguises.
You know what I want to do when I'm 84? Nap. Look at pictures of my grandkids and shit. Not be in any form of legislature.
But, because this fucking ghoul can't understand the appeal of properly enjoying the last years of your life, the rest of us will probably have to work ourselves to death so that he can die while still being in control of the country and make a bunch of other sociopathic asshats money.
What damn good is power if you spend your golden years grinding yourself into an undead shell?
I mean, yeah, I get that this is pathological on some level. But I'll never understand why you wouldn't have an exit strategy that allows you to enjoy the fruits of destroying a nation for at least a few years.
59 Comments
Astronut@lemmy.zip · 71 pts · 75d
I’ve voted against this prick for over thirty five years. At least the traitorous sumbitch will kick the bucket before I do!
Pistcow@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 75d
You must live around a bunch of dickheads.
KingGordon@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 75d
We call them Kentuckians around here.
Astronut@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 75d
As a matter of fact, I do! And I moved here from Chicago about 40 years ago and landed right in the middle of Magaland. I just lay low and listen to the ignorant dingleberry’s ramble on about how great Lord Feltersnatch is!
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 75d
There must be a very good reason you held up for so long
Astronut@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 75d
Long story but mainly lost everything up north when the steel mills laid off many thousands back in 82 when china was outselling the US on steel. Moved down here and fell in love with the country. Just not the people.  Good thing I’m not a people person. 
crandlecan@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 75d
Lord Feltersnatch? 🤔
Could you tell me more?
Astronut@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 75d
The name given to trump after his leaked bus story of how he can just grab at women’s crotch’s.
crandlecan@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 75d
Oh 😕
I was hoping a new god to worship had arrived from the Big Beautiful Sky.
Astronut@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 75d
Luckily you have a shitload of them sonsabitches to choose from. Be careful though, some of them fuck’en fuckers just want your money. Pert near a scam if you ask me but you didn’t ask me now did ya!
crandlecan@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 75d
:)
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 74d
Not to dox or anything, but are you per chance in Eastern Kentucky?
Astronut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 74d
Western!
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 72d
In Eastern at least the population density allows you to avoid them. Not so much western, most people congregate around in the few larger towns like Paducah.
Astronut@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 72d
All I can tell you is that them sonsabitches are all around me and until Lord Feltersnatch is gone they’re going to be complete assholes!
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 72d
Trust me, I know what you mean.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 75d
Form someone across the pond: thank you. I can't believe people voting for that relic in want way. Thanks for not.
MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 75d
He was a pioneer of evil.
This guy dumped his political feaces all over America; Trump just smeared it all over the walls.
Sooner he’s forgotten about, the better.
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 75d
Oh you just know he’s gonna get glazed in the obits
kreskin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
I hope his gravesite location is published.
krashmo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
Forgetting about him is the last thing we need to do. He's the immediate precursor to fascism. We need to learn how to spot the wolves before they take off their disguises.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 75d
May he receive the health care that he helped legislate for the poorest in this country
MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 75d
crandlecan@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 75d
You have my prayers! 🙏💓
xenomor@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 75d
Just trip over the cord. No one’s going to care.
ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 75d
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 75d
Oh no! Are they saying there's a chance he might survive? That's awful!
RoastedSmurf@fedinsfw.app · 12 pts · 75d
Somebody give him some lettuce!
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 75d
HE NEEDS SOME MILK!!
RoastedSmurf@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 75d
TORTOISES DON'T DRINK MILK!
tipicaldik@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 75d
RIGHT!! WE SHOULD THROW HIM BACK IN THE POND BEFORE HE DRIES OUT!!
RoastedSmurf@fedinsfw.app · 7 pts · 75d
UPSIDE DOWN?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 75d
AND INSIDE OUT!
kylie_kraft@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 75d
Fuck you for everything, Mitch.
tempest@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 75d
Mitch sucks but his constituents are who kept him there.
BranBucket@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 75d
If it hasn't been made clear that you can essentially buy an election by now...
Not that his voters don't bear some of the blame, but money helped put him in power and helped keep him there because he was profitable.
These days everything is about money, except money, which is about power.
BranBucket@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 75d
You know what I want to do when I'm 84? Nap. Look at pictures of my grandkids and shit. Not be in any form of legislature.
But, because this fucking ghoul can't understand the appeal of properly enjoying the last years of your life, the rest of us will probably have to work ourselves to death so that he can die while still being in control of the country and make a bunch of other sociopathic asshats money.
Fuck you, Mitch. I hope it's painful and slow.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
You clearly haven't become addicted to power.
BranBucket@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 75d
What damn good is power if you spend your golden years grinding yourself into an undead shell?
I mean, yeah, I get that this is pathological on some level. But I'll never understand why you wouldn't have an exit strategy that allows you to enjoy the fruits of destroying a nation for at least a few years.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 75d
I'm not one of them. I'm a teacher. I can't pretend to truly understand it.
BranBucket@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 75d
I hear you, it's an alien mindset.
Terrifying to think that our economy and government are rules by the pathology of people like this.
Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf · 8 pts · 75d
Genuinely thought he was already dead. Ruined my day to learn I was wrong.
bender223@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 74d
I'm so sorry.
I also feel sorry for Death, he's been waiting for so long. 😔
Tramdan@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 75d
It would be a shit hospital if he wasn't.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 75d
😂 right?
Titles ain't what they used to be....
thewebroach@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 75d
I would be concerned or have sympathy, but using his own words he's a lame duck to the betterment of humanity
santa@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 75d
One less vote.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 75d
Thoughts…
crandlecan@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 75d
That's enough to be honest...
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 75d
It’s too much
bender223@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 74d
well, since he's still alive, I wish him the worst.
I hope he's suffering as much as possible.
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
Fucker doesn't deserve the medical WE ARE PAYING FOR
kreskin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
Hope and prayers go out that his illness ends quickly and abruptly.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 75d
That guy deserves to suffer a long and painful death. One where he begs to end it but he won't have a say over what happens to his own body.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
🤞
TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 75d
He needs to retire. Like, now. From his hospital bed.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 75d
Oh no, I hope glitchy Mitch is okay.
voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 75d
Sure hope he can afford the copay.
zane@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 75d
Thots and prayers.
Lets hope it turns out different than Jonathan the tortoise