What if men only shot one really big sperm. I bet that would be a scary first experiment for young Billy. Especially if it flopped on the ground like a fish and you had to stomp it to death.Every time NSFW
This is scary, sure, but imagine if the egg had to be proportionally larger too. A quick search seems to indicate the egg is 10 million times larger by volume.
"Seventy-Two Letters" by Ted Chiang, the second worst short story I've ever read that was published. #1 was from the same anthology about how fuckable a salamander/marie Antoinette hybrid was...
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jade52@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 69d
As a straight woman, this is completely horrifying.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 69d
As a straight man this is completely horrifying.
M137@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 68d
I think this is objectively horrifying no matter the sex, sexuality and possibly even species if you could communicate the idea somehow.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 3 pts · 68d
As a gay nonbinary otherkin, I think it's funny!
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 66d
gives a new meaning to the concept of penetration.
in the other hand.. if it were the case, we would be used to it and it wouldn't bother us.
cattywampus@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 69d
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 69d
All of them.
unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 68d
Gives a new meaning to "cock fighting".
Now on polymarket, UFC sperm fighting matches!
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 4 pts · 69d
Shoving your one big sperm into another guy's dickhole.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d
Imagine bukake.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 7 pts · 69d
Why would you stomp it to death?
I'd keep them on display in a fish tank.
YesIAmHoomanNoCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 68d
I wonder if one could feel them moving in their balls...
edinbruh@feddit.it · 3 pts · 68d
I have sad news for you. Not even the sperm is stored in the balls, it's just produced there. It's stored in a separate sack inside your body.
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d
This is correct. Pee is stored in the balls.
Danblebee78@mastodon.social · 1 pts · 67d
@janewaydidnothingwrong @edinbruh now this made me uneasy
pluvialgeist@scribe.disroot.org · 5 pts · 69d
Thanks for the nightmares 😳
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 69d
I would not wanna cum, sounds like it would hurt... but then, you'd still need to 'release the poison' so wtf would you do?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
No nut november. All year round.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 68d
"It'll still feel good."- Paul Rubalino
cheeseburger@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 68d
Vile
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 67d
This is scary, sure, but imagine if the egg had to be proportionally larger too. A quick search seems to indicate the egg is 10 million times larger by volume.
CodeHead@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d
Man... Eraser Head was such a weird movie...
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d
Wait, what? Who? That didn't happen to me....
Calfpupa@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 69d
"Seventy-Two Letters" by Ted Chiang, the second worst short story I've ever read that was published. #1 was from the same anthology about how fuckable a salamander/marie Antoinette hybrid was...