What if men only shot one really big sperm. I bet that would be a scary first experiment for young Billy. Especially if it flopped on the ground like a fish and you had to stomp it to death.Every time NSFW

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1200070/what-if-men-only-shot-one-really-big-sperm-i-bet-that-would-be-a-scary-first-experiment

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jade52@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 69d (4 replies)

As a straight woman, this is completely horrifying.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 69d (2 replies)

As a straight man this is completely horrifying.

M137@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 68d (1 reply)

I think this is objectively horrifying no matter the sex, sexuality and possibly even species if you could communicate the idea somehow.

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 3 pts · 68d

As a gay nonbinary otherkin, I think it's funny!

justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 66d

gives a new meaning to the concept of penetration.

in the other hand.. if it were the case, we would be used to it and it wouldn't bother us.

cattywampus@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 69d (4 replies)
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HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 69d

All of them.

unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 68d

Gives a new meaning to "cock fighting".

Now on polymarket, UFC sperm fighting matches!

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 4 pts · 69d

Shoving your one big sperm into another guy's dickhole.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d

Imagine bukake.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 7 pts · 69d

Why would you stomp it to death?

I'd keep them on display in a fish tank.

YesIAmHoomanNoCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 68d (3 replies)

I wonder if one could feel them moving in their balls...

edinbruh@feddit.it · 3 pts · 68d (2 replies)

I have sad news for you. Not even the sperm is stored in the balls, it's just produced there. It's stored in a separate sack inside your body.

janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d (1 reply)

This is correct. Pee is stored in the balls.

Danblebee78@mastodon.social · 1 pts · 67d

@janewaydidnothingwrong @edinbruh now this made me uneasy

pluvialgeist@scribe.disroot.org · 5 pts · 69d

Thanks for the nightmares 😳

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 69d (1 reply)

I would not wanna cum, sounds like it would hurt... but then, you'd still need to 'release the poison' so wtf would you do?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d

No nut november. All year round.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 68d

"It'll still feel good."- Paul Rubalino

cheeseburger@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 68d

Vile

antsu@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 67d

This is scary, sure, but imagine if the egg had to be proportionally larger too. A quick search seems to indicate the egg is 10 million times larger by volume.

CodeHead@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d

Man... Eraser Head was such a weird movie...

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d

Wait, what? Who? That didn't happen to me....

Calfpupa@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 69d

"Seventy-Two Letters" by Ted Chiang, the second worst short story I've ever read that was published. #1 was from the same anthology about how fuckable a salamander/marie Antoinette hybrid was...