Thar she blows

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24 Comments

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 78d (4 replies)

That's how I look at patients when I'm encouraging them

socsa@piefed.social · 30 pts · 78d

Yes. Vaguely aroused but also annoyed.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 7 pts · 78d (2 replies)

Oh yeah that's the stuff - now just hold that pose for a few seconds, I'm almost there...

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 78d

Just don't lick your fingers afterwards

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d

Gotta love being responsible for sexual predators. Never rare, never gets old

Sergio@piefed.social · 19 pts · 78d (1 reply)

Worst bong ever.

Trex202@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 78d

It's obviously a vape, with a dosage printout

Etterra@discuss.online · 12 pts · 77d

Yeah these are fun. Men (and some women) in my family have hearty lung capacity. My dad was a lifelong smoker and always passed this for respirator use during his annual physical. I actually surprised a nurse once with the highest score she'd seen in 20 years on the job. It's not particularly useful, unless one of us wishes to be heard from about a county away lol.

pageflight@piefed.social · 11 pts · 78d (3 replies)

Are people not trusted to pinch their own noses?

geekwithsoul@piefed.social · 30 pts · 78d

Serious answer: having been subjected to this by my pulmonologist annually for years, they do multiple runs (often including runs after a rescue inhaler is administered), and it's about precisely comparing the results - so no, they don't trust people to pinch their own noses 🙂

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 78d

This is just marketing material from Big Nose Clip

Gutek8134@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d

Raising soft palate > pinching

bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 77d

Is there a joke?

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 10 pts · 78d

Long day? Dented cranium keeping you down? Well head on down to Melva's High Tech Seances where we'll let you kill a ghost with your own breath. Do not inhale while using the device as your own soul will be destroyed.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 78d

POV you drunkenly sent messages on TEAMS and how HR has a lockout device on your laptop

buttmasterflex@piefed.social · 6 pts · 78d (3 replies)

Man, I hated doing that for OSHA respirator clearance

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 78d (2 replies)

For real this shit is the worst. I didn't know exhaling could be painful until doing this. And they make you do it so many times!

buttmasterflex@piefed.social · 2 pts · 77d (1 reply)

Right?! The worst part for me is that there is absolutely no resistance to breathing out. I mentally expected it to feel like blowing up a balloon or something, but it's just an open tube

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 77d

Yeah! On a mental level it makes the entire exercise feel pointless.

bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 77d (1 reply)

Acshuallly - the patient should sit in a little glass booth with closed door, and I have no idea why

whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 76d

Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 76d

Getting ready to do this test right now!

Update. This is the apparatus I used for my test. Also, you don't plug your nose.

Spirometer

Cattail@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d

Suck on this fart Jacob

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 76d

A measurement technique that doubles as a score is absolutely terrible.