Would you risk the virus to click this game ad?

138 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world

14 Comments

Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Rule of Acquisition #63: The riskier the road, the greater the profit.

xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 4 pts · 3y

label

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y

I like profit ..... I just don't like profit THAT much

totallynotarobot@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Sell that virus for a hundred gross of self-sealing stem bolts, and you're already on the road to profit.

DmMacniel@feddit.de · 8 pts · 3y (2 replies)

But why would I need self-sealing stem bolts?

totallynotarobot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

You could triple your production of reverse-ratcheting routing planers!

GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 3y

I can see it for SSSBs because nobody even knows what they are actually for, but nog should have loved the idea of getting a piece of land. Buying up property and renting it out without actually providing any value yourself is one of the hallmarks of any successful capitalist ferengi. It’s just latinum in a different shape

jet@hackertalks.com · 11 pts · 3y

I can't wait for crusader Kings ferenginar to release

BeMoreCareful@lemdro.id · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Man, I tried to click on this picture a dozen times before I read the title.

Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website · 2 pts · 3y

Sorry for the fake out

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

This is the most cursed thing I've seen all day holy shit

Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Thanks

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

You're welcome

OpenStars@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

"By viewing this image, you have consented to our privacy policy terms and conditions..."