Wouldn't a "first person shooter" be where you're playing as Adam rampaging around Eden with an automatic rifle, shooting those lions that hadn't figured out how to eat meat yet, and shooting the heads off of snakes and shit?
It's like, a race to try to kill God before he kicks you out of Eden.
The joke is that you’re shooting the first person
It's difficult for me to believe that you actually thought I didn't get their joke. But since you obviously didn't understand my comment, I'll turn it around and dumbsplain it for you.
You see, a First Person Shooter is called that because the player is in first person mode. "First Person" is describing how the player sees things from their character's perspective. So, if your perspective is actually that of the "first person", then you'd be seeing things from Adam's perspective, not from the perspective of seeing Adam. There are other types of games that use the term "shooter" to describe things like the control scheme (twin stick shooter, for example), but "first person" is specifically about the player's perspective.
You seem to react negatively to me for imitating your comment back at you, so I only imagine what you must think of yourself, since you're the actual one who is acting that way. I only copied you.
My final advice, since I'm blocking you directly after writing this comment, is that you should try to act like a human who is deserving of dignity and self-respect, and I hope that someday you might grow to like yourself.
22 Comments
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 65d
EVE Offline?
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 65d
Eve's not a person she's a woman (/s)
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 50 pts · 66d
Shoots Adam in the chest. A rib bone breaks off and falls to the dirt, instsntly creating Eve on the spot
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 23 pts · 66d
Eve and serpent live happily forever after
sheogorath@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 65d
Argonian origin story.
orenj@leminal.space · 8 pts · 65d
Oh i remember this scene from NieR 2
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 65d
Isn't Adam immortal though while in the garden of eden?
village604@adultswim.fan · 13 pts · 65d
Yup, the introduction of death is one of the punishments for eating from the tree.
Winter_Oven@piefed.social · 5 pts · 65d
oh god we're playing the snake, but with a gun
einlander@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 65d
"The" First Person Shooter.
Kettrick@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 65d
Eden ring ?
rafoix@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 66d
Play as Lillith
msage@programming.dev · 8 pts · 65d
/c/dadjokes?
blazeknave@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d
Came here to write happy father's day
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 65d
I thought Evangelion already had a FPS.
BillyClark@piefed.social · 5 pts · 66d
Wouldn't a "first person shooter" be where you're playing as Adam rampaging around Eden with an automatic rifle, shooting those lions that hadn't figured out how to eat meat yet, and shooting the heads off of snakes and shit?
It's like, a race to try to kill God before he kicks you out of Eden.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d
I'd play that game. Use snake as whip.
finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 65d
The joke is that you're shooting the first person
BillyClark@piefed.social · -1 pts · 65d
It's difficult for me to believe that you actually thought I didn't get their joke. But since you obviously didn't understand my comment, I'll turn it around and dumbsplain it for you.
You see, a First Person Shooter is called that because the player is in first person mode. "First Person" is describing how the player sees things from their character's perspective. So, if your perspective is actually that of the "first person", then you'd be seeing things from Adam's perspective, not from the perspective of seeing Adam. There are other types of games that use the term "shooter" to describe things like the control scheme (twin stick shooter, for example), but "first person" is specifically about the player's perspective.
finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 64d
Yeesh, you must be fun at parties. Do you condescend to everyone you interact with, or only from behind the anonymity of the internet?
Try taking a deep breath and get less butthurt when your bad joke falls flat next time.
BillyClark@piefed.social · -1 pts · 64d
You seem to react negatively to me for imitating your comment back at you, so I only imagine what you must think of yourself, since you're the actual one who is acting that way. I only copied you.
My final advice, since I'm blocking you directly after writing this comment, is that you should try to act like a human who is deserving of dignity and self-respect, and I hope that someday you might grow to like yourself.
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 65d
Not if your goal is to kill the first person