c/noncredibledefense · by PugJesus@piefed.social · 80dWho the fuck turned on "Yesman" in 2025!? 122 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
PugJesus@piefed.social · 37 pts · 80d
Can anyone tell me the fuck was the point of any of this?
(jk, I already know it's to distract from the domestic problem of the US president being outed as a pedophile)
NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 80d
Three hundred billion.
Bibi told trump, "three day operation, in and out like Venezuela, they'll love you in the midterms". And dealmaker fartist trump promptly gets his mushroom caught in the fence.
PugJesus@piefed.social · 17 pts · 80d
Jesus fucking Christ, what!?
I skimmed over the news with a sense of exhaustion, and now I'm just...
... what are we, doubling Iran's GDP?
Steve@startrek.website · 11 pts · 80d
Literally 10x their defense budget…
wewbull@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 79d
Yes. That's where the 300B comes from. Their GDP
TRBoom@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 80d
Noooooo, don't worrry! Someone else will pay for it. Not the US!
/s
ICastFist@programming.dev · 14 pts · 80d
It was to show China that he's a tough guy who isn't afraid of anything.
PugJesus@piefed.social · 5 pts · 80d
"If you close a strait that's important to trade, Gyna, I'll pay you billions"
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 80d
i'Ll DeStRoY yOuR wHoLe CiViLiZaTiOn
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 4 pts · 80d
Why Versailles though?
PugJesus@piefed.social · 12 pts · 80d
France is important. France remains important. That's all I can think of.
Seems odd that we're having treaties of Versailles in 2026, but here we are all the same.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 80d
We have a mighty fine place to sign treaties, might as well use it 🤷
ContriteErudite@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 80d
Seems like a waste to fly everyone out to France just to do some paperwork. Just email a docusign link and call it a day.
wewbull@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 79d
They were there anyway for the G7.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
But muh Versailles.. 😔
spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 80d
Always need a Versailles before starting the big one