According to Reddit, he doesn't even wash his hands after going to the bathroom.

https://www.reddit.com/r/vmware/comments/1b2awqx/broadcom_ceo_pay_award_jumps_164_to_1608_million/
According to Reddit, he doesn't even wash his hands after going to the bathroom.

https://www.reddit.com/r/vmware/comments/1b2awqx/broadcom_ceo_pay_award_jumps_164_to_1608_million/
20 Comments
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 90d
It's wild that CEOs make more than a few million a year let alone hundreds.
Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 90d
and can single handily ruin a product like VMware overnight
I've never seen so many companies abandon something so quickly. I'm glad we will never do any business with broadcom. literal shithole to deal with
ragepaw@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 90d
I worked in sales at VMware before and during the switch over.
We were told they didn't care how we did it, but we needed to get over 300% more from out customers. And when someone on a call asked how we could do that without driving away customers, we got an evil Bond villain laugh and the question, "What are they going to do, switch to someone else?"
0ndead@infosec.pub · 21 pts · 90d
Narrator: And they did.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 90d
Benevolently Laughing as I install proxmox
mojo_raisin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 90d
Eye twitching as I send JSON to the host QMP socket and launch my QEMU VMs.
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 90d
That's ~$100,000/hr. How can a board of directors justify this expense? How has the entire C suite not been luigied?
Mac@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 90d
They work really hard 🥺
Wudi@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 90d
Because they are also getting lavishly paid.
I have been on 20 public company corporate boards, not counting any Berkshire subsidiaries. So, I’ve seen a lot of corporate boards operate. And the independent directors, in many cases, are the least independent
I mean, if the income you receive as a corporate director — which typically may be around $250,000 a year ”now, if that’s an important part of your income, and you hope that some other corporation calls the CEO and says, “How’s so-and-so as a director?” and the current CEO — your CEO ” says, “Oh, he’s fine and never raises any problems,” and then you get on another board at 250,000 and that’s an important part, how in the world is that independent? I mean, I really, just an observation
They’re just not going to upset the apple cart, because what they’re — and I’d probably behave the same way in the same position. I mean, if $250,000 a year is important to you, why in the hell would you behave in a way that’s going to cause your CEO to say to the next CEO, “This guy acts up a little bit too much. You really better get somebody else.” It’s the way it works
- Warren Buffet
(As of 2026, Buffet's estimated net worth stood at $145.9 billion)
krashmo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d
Be the change you wish to see in the world
ccunning@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 90d
I think my company’s VMware licensing fee increase after the acquisition covered the whole thing…
blackwateropeth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 89d
Also in the industry, everyone I speak to hates what VMware has become
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 90d
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 90d
No one should earn beyond multiple people's year salaries. It's a sign of corruption.
Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 90d
The brother of Hack Tua.
Chivera@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 89d
I'm sure if I put in more overtime one day I'll earn like him!!!
mojo_raisin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 90d
This is how "Hawk Tuah" should've spelled her name. It's based on "hocking a lugi", not a bird.
altphoto@lemmy.today · -1 pts · 90d
Chump change compared to billionaires.
Flagstaff@programming.dev · 4 pts · 90d
Yep, they all need their wealth redistributed correctly.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 89d
Poor guy, that's only like 200 cheap houses in a California or Washington neighborhood. C'mon, our millionaires need more!