Why can't this happen to me?

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29 Comments

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 100 pts · 85d (6 replies)

Incredible, someone managed to create an image I wish was AI generated

zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 85d (4 replies)

I saw a great deal of those in the early days of the meme wars, those were dark days, but full of wonder.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Maybe there is a beast… Maybe it’s only us.

Tiral@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 84d (3 replies)

Tell us more Gpaw Boomer. What were the 2010's like? Were there cars?

zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 84d

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My Razr V3 is cracked, and my iTunes card is nearly empty. I fear I shall not survive to see the age of broadband. If I fall, tell Father I died as I lived: AFK in the IRC channel, waiting for a warez link that never came. Do not let my GeoCities page expire; it is the only legacy I leave behind.

Yours in static,

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 84d (1 reply)

Were there cars?

Yes. Dragons liked to fuck them.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 83d

I forgot about that. Thanks, for nothing annon.

HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 85d

The irony.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 16 pts · 85d (7 replies)

Imagine jerking off with a peanut butter hand in the pound.

Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 85d

Why would I have to imagine?

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 84d (3 replies)

Crunchy or smooth?

a_person@piefed.social · 5 pts · 84d (1 reply)

Why not both?

lena@gregtech.eu · 5 pts · 84d

When you mix smooth and chunky peanut butter, all that comes out is chunky peanut butter

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 84d

First one, then the other

Karl@literature.cafe · 1 pts · 84d (1 reply)

If I had peanut butter allergy, and jerked off with peanut butter, will I die?

418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 84d

Some things are worth dying for.

HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 85d

"Let's consummate this with the adding of chocolate to milk".

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 84d (4 replies)

I can hold my own hands covered in peanut butter and jelly?

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 84d (2 replies)

Ok if that's true how did he take the picture?

RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 84d (1 reply)

Timer, phone in mouth

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 84d

I can't picture how that could work though. If the phone is in your mouth and the picture is clearly against a wall, would you have to turn your head around to take the pic?

Mountainaire@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 83d

That's jelly?... I don't know what it is but it sure doesn't look like that to me...

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 85d

Call me, OP

MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 84d (1 reply)

We are absolutely not talking.

MimicJar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 84d

Ok, you're the boss peanut butter. You tell me what to do.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 85d (1 reply)
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 84d

Does anyone have the original without the meme template

petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 83d

I remember doing this for halloween and nobody got what I was.

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 85d

Just a crypto marketing scam