Buoyancé

Man: I think I have a crush on Beyoncé

Woman: whatever floats your boat

Man: no, that's buoyancy

297 points · 7 comments · view on lemmy.world

7 Comments

novettam@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 78d

This is so bad, love it!

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 78d

Chefs kiss

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 78d (3 replies)

You mean like the castle? No. That's Bouncy.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 78d (2 replies)

You mean like where you watch the sunset?
No. That’s balcony.

lyrial@anarchist.nexus · 4 pts · 77d (1 reply)

You mean like the slang for champagne? No. That’s bubbly.

DakRalter@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 77d

Are you thinking of the singer?
No, that's Bublé.

cholesterol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d

Woah