Trump, 80, Retreats Into Insane AI Fantasy After Reflecting Pool Fiasco

Ugh. That old, awful meme. All these years, I never quite understood what about it makes me cringe and wrench my gut so much... But maybe now I have the words: anyone who knowingly exploits the suffering of others ultimately has evil intent.

But the issue isn't a lack of water... He gets that right?

Sigh, of course he doesn't... The dementia really is getting bad.

::: spoiler Text President Donald Trump has self-soothed from his growing algae problem by posting a deranged AI-generated meme to Truth Social.

Trump, who turned 80 on Sunday, posted a six-second video of himself filling up the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with the tears of a woman who went viral for yelling in protest of his 2017 inauguration.

The Friday morning post came just as new aerial photos emerged showing how big a bust his $14 million repainting of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool really is, with copious green sludge already returning amid an algae bloom.

The pool holds about 6.5 million gallons of water across upward of 300,000 square feet. By Thursday, around half of the surface water remained green—not the “American flag blue” Trump has promised for months. A combination of pictures of the renovations of the Reflecting Pool taken May 2, May 28, June 7, June 12, June 16 and June 18, 2026, which was painted blue at the directive of U.S. President Donald Trump, ahead of the 250th anniversary of U.S. Independence, in Washington, D.C. REUTERS/Ken Cedeno/ Kylie Cooper/Annabelle Gordon/Eric Lee/Evan Vucci/Annabelle Gordon TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool as photographed on May 2, May 28, June 7, June 12, June 16, and June 18. Reuters Photographer/REUTERS

Trump’s pricey remodel of the historic D.C. site ballooned nearly tenfold from its original estimated cost of $1.8 million.

The project also took longer than expected, blowing past the one-week deadline and taking a total of two months, further calling into question whether the president’s increasingly more expensive White House ballroom project will actually be completed on time and within budget. Algae floats in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Algae floats in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool on Tuesday. Eric Lee/Reuters

Adding to the controversy surrounding the reflecting pool is the fact that the company awarded a no-bid contract to complete water purification for the project, Greenwater Services, is owned by a trust led by John J. Cafaro, a two-time felon and Trump donor, reports The New York Times.

Cafaro, who has a mansion in Palm Beach near Mar-a-Lago, has donated more than $300,000 to political committees backing the president since 2016. Trump has previously called Cafaro a “fantastic” man, according to the Times. Algae in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool The “American flag blue” reflecting pool turned green within days of the president’s $14 million project being completed. Eric Lee/Reuters

Trump’s reflecting pool headache is sure to be a topic of discussion as Americans flock to Washington to celebrate the country’s 250th birthday early next month, where the green pool may well be visible for all to see.

The Washington Post reports that satellite imagery shows algae levels are higher this month than in any other June in the past five years. A U.S. National Park Service worker dumps bottles of hydrogen peroxide in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool as part of their effort to mitigate an algae bloom which followed the completion of recent renovations in Washington, D.C., U.S., June 16, 2026. A U.S. National Park Service worker dumps bottles of hydrogen peroxide in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Jonathan Ernst/Reuters

National Park Service employees have spent the last week vacuuming the slime out of the pool and even pouring hydrogen peroxide into the basin in hopes of killing the bloom—something that does not appear to be working as effectively or quickly as they may have hoped.

An Interior Department spokesperson defended ongoing efforts to clean the pool—using something it described as nanobubble technology—in a statement to the Daily Beast. Perhaps predictably, that statement showered praise on Trump and took a shot at former President Barack Obama. U.S. President Donald Trump holds a reflecting pool image at the Oval Office of the White House, in Washington, D.C., June 3, 2026. The president’s hopes of an “American flag blue” reflecting pool have quickly been dashed by an algae bloom. Kevin Lamarque/Reuters

“The nanobubbler technology has successfully destroyed the algae bloom that has plagued every pool reopening since 1922, most infamously, the Obama pool reopening that resulted in massive algae clumps taking over the pool’s surface following years of construction that cost taxpayers millions upon millions, only to be broken and disgusting days later,” the spokesperson said.

The spokesperson continued, “Now, due to deploying the advanced nanobubbler technology, the algae is dead and being vacuumed up as we speak.” :::

Trump is such a nasty woman

Fuck every “news” organization that locks information away

yes, lets make all news free and ad-driven. what could go wrong?

Trump, who turned 80 on Sunday, posted a six-second video of himself filling up the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with the tears of a woman who went viral for yelling in protest of his 2017 inauguration. 

The Friday morning post came just as new aerial photos emerged showing how big a bust his $14 million repainting of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool really is, with copious green sludge already returning amid an algae bloom.

Check if your mobile browser has accessibility settings for Simplified Web Mode. It gives you a popup notice to view page, and bypasses paywll.

Or install Firefox, it has immersive reader mode icon next to URL that does a similar thing.

Reader mode bypasses this one for me…

Weird, it's not paywalled for me.

but if they dont do it - AI companies just scrape it for free.

I never even thought of that. But the last few years has taught me that if it's terrible, and it's physically possible to do, then it's probably happening.

That “even if” is doing a lot of lifting, Mr Apologist.

Edit: the man has proven himself definitively incapable of handling big picture stuff as well.