Massage gun use on/around the eyes risks major retinal injury, doctors warn

https://bmjgroup.com/massage-gun-use-on-around-the-eyes-risks-major-retinal-injury-doctors-warn/

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/scientificarticles/p/1207979/massage-gun-use-on-around-the-eyes-risks-major-retinal-injury-doctors-warn

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19 Comments

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 50d (8 replies)

We need a massive double blind study to be sure

atrielienz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 50d (5 replies)

They're gonna be double blind alright.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 49d (4 replies)

#yupthatisthejoke

atrielienz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d (3 replies)

Are you lost?

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 48d (2 replies)

One of us certainly is.

atrielienz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 48d (1 reply)

Yep. It's you who thinks I didn't get the joke because text lacks tone. But since you want to be a dick, blocked.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 47d

Lol, that's gonna be double blind, alright!

amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d (1 reply)

Instructions unclear

hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 48d

don't insert it in your asshole, as it will make your retinas pop out

luthis@lemmy.nz · 11 pts · 50d (1 reply)

Cross post to not the onion

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 50d

And omit the first word of the title.

BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com · 10 pts · 50d

Duh

atrielienz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 50d

It's crazy that we have to tell people that a punch to the eye can cause serious damage, but here we are.

TTimo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 50d

I was going to stuff it somewhere else but ok

Staff@piefed.world · 4 pts · 50d

Someone touched the back of my neck with a massage gun and I felt it was very close to an injury. Those things are powerful.

nodiratime@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d

Looksmaxxers in shambles.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 49d

What about a vibrator?...asking for a friend

Tim_Bisley@piefed.social · 2 pts · 50d

Big if true

Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 50d

But the brrrr is so good :(