At this point half the reason i use Lemmy is curse management. I can't tell you how many times a week I'll be going about my business and then wham, I get hit with a curse. The other day I sat down to eat dinner and found that my burrito was full of spiders. The spirit that haunts my apartment block sure does have a sense of humor. Not sure if he was a shaman or a wizard or what. I'd move, but the rent is cheap, and sometimes the curses have a silver lining. My kitchen tap ran red with blood the other day, so I made sausage. Tastes awful, but probably saved me a good $40 with the amount I was able to fit in the freezer. Anyway, I appreciate the semi-regular curse-lifting I get from lemmyshitpost.
23 Comments
0ops@piefed.zip · 18 pts · 47d
Thanks for the cock pic, just what I needed
robocall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 47d
The only cock pic I've been grateful for
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 47d
It's a nice cock, too. Perfect size and shape.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 47d
What if I don’t want it to be lifted?
adarza@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 47d
well, that's ok. a chicken on the beach is probably the beginning of another one anyway.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 47d
nah, a cock on the beach generally heralds the start of another good day.
just got done with a week of beach camping and those dawns are the best
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 47d
Eh too sandy
not@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 46d
Here, I'll save you.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 47d
Too bad. This post demands it.
SpacePanda@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 47d
Somehow the chicken makes it more believable
robocall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 47d
Oh shit, finally. Thanks for lifting that curse off me!
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 46d
The chicken god smiles upon you!
this@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 46d
Me: looks outside Capitalism: still exists Me: "dam, it didn't work"
iocase@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 47d
Thx Mr. Chiken
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 46d
Thanks hen homie.
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
Thank you, it worked!
A second after reading the post, captain announced in the loudspeaker that we are ready for takeoff (plane was already delayed by 2 hours)
Edit: I was wrong, there is a problem again. I’m requesting my upvode and “thank you” back
LiquidSmoke@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 46d
the game.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
dammit i cocked it up and now have two curses.
they're named lady meows and goober
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
Praise be
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
So he’s dead?
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 1 pts · 46d
At this point half the reason i use Lemmy is curse management. I can't tell you how many times a week I'll be going about my business and then wham, I get hit with a curse. The other day I sat down to eat dinner and found that my burrito was full of spiders. The spirit that haunts my apartment block sure does have a sense of humor. Not sure if he was a shaman or a wizard or what. I'd move, but the rent is cheap, and sometimes the curses have a silver lining. My kitchen tap ran red with blood the other day, so I made sausage. Tastes awful, but probably saved me a good $40 with the amount I was able to fit in the freezer. Anyway, I appreciate the semi-regular curse-lifting I get from lemmyshitpost.
dektep@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 46d
phew
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 46d
Thanks I hope you have a nice day too.