Well akshually only 1% of the population is transgender so it's fine as long as I know fewer than 100 people. Checkmate atheists. Brazilians are 2.5% so that's cutting it close, but with enough determination it's possible not to know any Brazilians.
You mean, Rio de Janeiro, the capital of Rio de Janeiro has the most gays per capita when compared to the rest of the country? I'd venture to say it's more likely that the number of gays is likely more equal than not and Rio is just chill enough to allow them to be gay in public.
Yeah, but according to math if only 1% of people are transgender then if you know at most 99 people none of them will be transgender, it's just math. On the other hand though if you reach 100 people one of them will become transgender. One must not abuse their power lest the Jewish space lasers make one transgender.
Finally someone gets it! It's terrifying knowing if I get to know someone I might wake up the next morning and find out that an old friend became Brazilian. This crippling fear has been an important excuse reason I'm not making new friends. Will someone save us from the Brazilification curse‽
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NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 28 pts · 75d
Well akshually only 1% of the population is transgender so it's fine as long as I know fewer than 100 people. Checkmate atheists. Brazilians are 2.5% so that's cutting it close, but with enough determination it's possible not to know any Brazilians.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 75d
If 1% of the population is transgender, and 2.5% is Brazilian, that means almost half of Brazilians are transgender. That's just math.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 75d
There’s a brazillion of them.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
The capital of Rio de Janeiro has the most gays at the country fyi
avg@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 75d
You mean, Rio de Janeiro, the capital of Rio de Janeiro has the most gays per capita when compared to the rest of the country? I'd venture to say it's more likely that the number of gays is likely more equal than not and Rio is just chill enough to allow them to be gay in public.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 74d
you have an outdated statistic, the percentage grew by a lot recently
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 75d
They could be hidding identities
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 1 pts · 75d
Yeah, but according to math if only 1% of people are transgender then if you know at most 99 people none of them will be transgender, it's just math. On the other hand though if you reach 100 people one of them will become transgender. One must not abuse their power lest the Jewish space lasers make one transgender.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 75d
i know 200 people and only one is transgender. will someone send me one of those makesyourdickfalloff apples we have some work to do
Tacky4092@feddit.org · 1 pts · 75d
Those Jewish trans Brazilians must keep you up at night huh
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 2 pts · 75d
Finally someone gets it! It's terrifying knowing if I get to know someone I might wake up the next morning and find out that an old friend became Brazilian. This crippling fear has been an important
excusereason I'm not making new friends. Will someone save us from the Brazilification curse‽Tacky4092@feddit.org · 1 pts · 67d
They are into swapping genitals, Hanuka and football. Tough.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 75d
Haha now you know a brazillian
velma@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 75d
Did the bi flag dirty for the meme smh
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 75d
LesBian flag.
CameronDev@programming.dev · 12 pts · 75d
Brazilians are living in sin. I will never accept their existence.
Vandalismo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
Come live deliciously
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
Ever since they conquered that little part of Spain, they've been heathens
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 10 pts · 75d
Man sometimes I wish someone I loved was Brazilian.
avg@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 75d
Love me and your wish shall be granted.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 75d
torubrx@piefed.social · 7 pts · 75d
Can confirm, am Brazilian.
PS: vai Brasil!!
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 75d
Thank you for Brazilian BBQ.
I love meat without any hair.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 75d
Vambora!
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 75d
Brasil mencionado hehehe
DupaCycki@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 75d
Everybody is progressive and supporting, until someone identifies as Brazilian.
Furbag@pawb.social · 6 pts · 75d
Ehuehuehuehuehuehue
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 75d
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 75d
Did something terrible happen to Brazil at the WC?
silver@das-eck.haus · 8 pts · 75d
Nothing terrible happened to bra71l... Not yet anyway
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
Bratil
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 75d
Nah, Brazil is just crap to live in.
Tja@programming.dev · 3 pts · 74d
But Brazilians are a small minority. For every 7 gays, bis, and transgenders, there's only 1 Brazilian.
CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 75d
For me, every one is true except the last one
de_lancre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 75d
daggermoon@piefed.world · -4 pts · 75d
Brazil has the shittiest flag of any country.
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 75d
daggermoon@piefed.world · 7 pts · 75d
I'll be honest, I didn't think it would be that controversial a statement. My apologies to Brazilians.
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 75d
Also, beauty/ugliness is kinda subjective.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 2 pts · 75d
true
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 75d
sexuality. reported for lies