Nitrates and phosphates are fertilizer for algae. Things like decaying plant matter - dead leaves and grass cuttings should absolutely be kept away from the pool! Also it thrives with lots of sunlight so absolutely no shining mirrors to reflect extra light onto the water
I honestly wouldn't put it past Trump to start claiming he grew algae in the reflecting pool on purpose to improve the world's supply of oxygen. While also claiming Obama sabotaged it to make it turn green, of course.
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JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 88 pts · 54d
Rubisco@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 53d
My thoughts exactly.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 54d
It's a great time to spread public awareness of how best to feed algae.
shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 23 pts · 54d
Nitrates and phosphates are fertilizer for algae. Things like decaying plant matter - dead leaves and grass cuttings should absolutely be kept away from the pool! Also it thrives with lots of sunlight so absolutely no shining mirrors to reflect extra light onto the water
expatriado@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 54d
landscapers could low-key blow the grass clippings towards the pool
radiofreebc@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 54d
CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 54d
Make America Green Again
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 54d
Working on it!
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 54d
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 29 pts · 54d
I would like to contribute to her GoFundMe to help the movement ... grow
ickplant@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 54d
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 54d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 54d
y'all keep out of my delicious delicious algae pond

thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 26 pts · 54d
Algaerians… 🤷🏼♂️
ickplant@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 54d
This was my husband’s reaction:
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 54d
Are they even in the World Cup?
qprimed@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 54d
finally! after 11 wretched years... real inspiration to correctly use the phrase "i'm with her".
nexguy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 54d
All this algae love is a bit overdone dontcha think? It's not like it provides the freeking air we breathe or something...give it a rest.
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 54d
I honestly wouldn't put it past Trump to start claiming he grew algae in the reflecting pool on purpose to improve the world's supply of oxygen. While also claiming Obama sabotaged it to make it turn green, of course.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 53d
Someone just needs to get over onto that cursed truth place and tweet it at him.
Phantaloons@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 54d
Yeah, aren't nazis fucking kids or something?
prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 1 pts · 54d
So ... More love then? It is not only fucking up trumps plans but ALSO providing us with air. Nice!
expatriado@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 54d
Trump starts a war in the middle east ---> renewables get a boots
remodels reflection pool ---> biofuels
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 54d
Carbon capture too maybe?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 54d
The hero we need.
But not the hero we deserve.
GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 54d
Algae has some impressive properties
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 54d
Yup, NASA has seen that it might be able to feed and breath for longer cruises.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 54d
Sounds Socialist.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 54d
wasn't there something about using it as radiation shielding too or was that just shit talking again
CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 54d
The water tanks used to grow the algae could be used as radiation shielding, so you're not wrong!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 53d
So can the shit tanks! Avenue 5 stars Hugh Laurie and is funny!
nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 54d
jim_v@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 54d
Old Gregg was a bootliquor.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 54d
dude some drinks are traditionally served in hats, some in boots.

don't judge old gregg because he's a liquor purist
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 54d
As someone who just came inside from mucking out a foot of algae sludge in the bottom of my pool that I hadn't opened in 3 years, screw team algae.