I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a
while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this
hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself
To ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
Better then me, I tried wearing daisy dukes and kept getting laughed at and called an idiot and a moron... For anyone else who runs into this situation, they are supposed to go on your legs
so like. that's a memory i didn't need back. when i ran cross country, there was a pervert who would bike by during practice. he would wear daisy duke cutoffs. and his balls would be hanging out most of the time. we were children. and the coaches (adults) watched every day and did jack shit about it. so that's a fuuuuun memory to remember.
People have said that "Queer" is a nebulous term that can't be defined, but to this day I haven't met a queer person who doesnt wear cutoff jeans without shaving their legs, so that's the definition I'm sticking to
I have, but they were a motly mix of lesbians and bi men. Also trans people of all varieties. And now that I'm thinking about it, probably some gay men too.
blarghly. dude. i thought we knew each other better than that. i only shave my legs when i have to put lotion on them, because three inches of hair absorbs and wastes a lot of lotion.
i also don't have cutoffs because i don't like wearing shorts, but that's a whole different story.
29 Comments
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 61d
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 61d
Analyst-Therapists of the world unite!
sundray@lemmus.org · 24 pts · 61d
Sun's out, uh... balls out?
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 61d
Why the question mark?
sundray@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 61d
I couldn't find a testicle-related rhyme for "sun" and just gave up ðŸ˜.
chtk@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 61d
Sol's out; balls out!
sundray@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 61d
Perfect!
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 61d
Sun’s out? Ball out!
Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 61d
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself To ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
garbagehead@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 61d
Best thing I've read all week.
kalpol@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 61d
Then you're in for...maybe not a treat.....but something when you listen to the song
just2look@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 61d
Shorts should be short. It is right there in the name!
vrek@programming.dev · 11 pts · 61d
Better then me, I tried wearing daisy dukes and kept getting laughed at and called an idiot and a moron... For anyone else who runs into this situation, they are supposed to go on your legs
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 61d
nah it's gotta be one on each arm to help swim, right
vrek@programming.dev · 3 pts · 61d
Oh.... I mean I was at the mall and not the beach so maybe it wasn't how I was wearing them but where...
More research is required.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 61d
nah it's gotta be one on each arm to scare away crows, right
vrek@programming.dev · 3 pts · 61d
I just bought a big pair and put an arm in each... I'm learning so much
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 61d
so like. that's a memory i didn't need back. when i ran cross country, there was a pervert who would bike by during practice. he would wear daisy duke cutoffs. and his balls would be hanging out most of the time. we were children. and the coaches (adults) watched every day and did jack shit about it. so that's a fuuuuun memory to remember.
blarghly@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 61d
People have said that "Queer" is a nebulous term that can't be defined, but to this day I haven't met a queer person who doesnt wear cutoff jeans without shaving their legs, so that's the definition I'm sticking to
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 61d
have you met queer women?
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 61d
The statement made could apply to any human.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d
I have, but they were a motly mix of lesbians and bi men. Also trans people of all varieties. And now that I'm thinking about it, probably some gay men too.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 61d
blarghly. dude. i thought we knew each other better than that. i only shave my legs when i have to put lotion on them, because three inches of hair absorbs and wastes a lot of lotion.
i also don't have cutoffs because i don't like wearing shorts, but that's a whole different story.
manuremy@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 61d
Anything to get back the social distancing.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 61d
Bumblebee Tuna!
AscendantSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 61d
Your balls are falling out.
My balls are falling in.
We are not the same.
4am@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 61d
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 61d
Haters gonna hate.
vepr_jako_pepr@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 57d
Gay people called, theyre here to give you your anxiety back ( maybe do something about the balls)