UFO kitty

753 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world

18 Comments

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 59d (6 replies)

How do you think the pyramids were built?

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 59d (4 replies)

One theory suggested giants, another theory suggested using sound to levitate the block, and the mainstream archeology believe they drag it up there.

If all those dumb people activate their third eye they would've realise that the reason cat are so protected and revered is because cats are the one that build the pyramid and people build the sphinx in return as a token of appreciation.

leagman1@feddit.org · 5 pts · 59d (3 replies)

How did the cats do it tho

Ichiro_kun@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 59d

Maybe by doing nothing And making humans do all the work and build it? And maybe that is the main reason why cats are lazy and act like boses and expect us to care for them..

plc@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 59d (1 reply)

Look at the pic!

leagman1@feddit.org · 1 pts · 58d

So they sat on top of stone slabs to make em float? Seems reasonable actually

expatriado@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 59d

that explains the sphynx

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 59d (1 reply)

You're high. No, You're high.

MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 59d

Cat IS levitating. Just making you THINK that they aren't.

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 59d

Pot gives you wings

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 59d (2 replies)

Now I am leaving Earth, for no raisin.

robocall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 59d

I am not a fan of raisins either

ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 59d

Take that! And that! This sentence I don't understand but take this one!

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 59d (1 reply)

We come in peace earthlings!

robocall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 59d

We demand treats, earthlings! And sometimes pets

LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 59d
[ removed ]
YaksDC@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 59d

Cats can turn invisible, why not being able to fly as well.

Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 59d

Nothing to see here human. NOTHING.