The agenda

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Mika@piefed.ca · 80 pts · 46d (14 replies)

Where did they get 1400Gb storage iphones?

thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 81 pts · 46d (2 replies)

That's a lot of grinding

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 46d

πŸ’ͺ grind culture, gotta make that cake or something

Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online · 10 pts · 46d

Let's

Grind!

Brothers,

Together

Quickly!

BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 46d (4 replies)

I just checked you can get 2tb iPhones, and it looks like they are essential for power users of Grindr.

Zier@fedia.io · 13 pts · 46d (2 replies)

Power users? Or power bottoms.

EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 46d

Yes.

Who do you think is doing all the keyboard smashes?

mysticalone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d

Im more of a daffy duck

Aneb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d

Of course its an iPhone so you cant get rid of bloat. Most of the 2tb will be system settings after the next update

stoy@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 46d

The iPhone 17 Pro Max comes in variants with 2TB storage

RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d (1 reply)

That's the total internet usage of the app. Not how much storage the phone has.

restingOface@quokk.au · 4 pts · 46d

The top of that screen literally reads "iPhone Storage". That is absolutely about storage space, not network usage.

restingOface@quokk.au · 3 pts · 46d

Pre-2025 pricing

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 46d

I have an old xiaomi 13t with 1TB. Got it cheap, used.

AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d

The secret tier of the Trump Phone has these kind of specs.

TheEntity@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 46d (8 replies)

Guys, is this gay to use more than two colors that are easy to distinguish from each other? I'm asking for a friend.

Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online · 15 pts · 46d

No but grinder might be

Chozo@fedia.io · 5 pts · 46d (5 replies)

Just use alternating black and white LIKE GOD INTENDED

Meron35@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 46d

The straight pride flag. Because heterosexuality is a prison.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d (3 replies)

God said C: and D:, not F:, A: and G: 😌

mysticalone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d (2 replies)

Wasn't floppy A:?

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 45d

Each day we stray further from the path of light 😒

toynbee@piefed.social · 1 pts · 45d

And B: five and a quarter?

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 46d

Just thinking about it is too much, you now have to choose your letter.

nullspace@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 46d

Average RNC screenshot.

Tja@programming.dev · 15 pts · 46d

Nice

KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 46d (2 replies)

That's roughly equivalent to 67 hours of 60fps 4K video lmao (no the number is not intentional)

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 46d (1 reply)

You could get 67 hours of content pretty easily on Grindr with about a week of effort. Now, getting them to film it in 4k might be tricky, it’s usually blurry shots of them jerking it in the bathroom.

(Edit) Actually, scratch that, this is a few months worth. Maybe I keep getting guys with shitty cameras.

Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 46d

100gb from a single app is ridiculous, it doesn't have a feature to delete old stuff? And in messages it doesn't re encode videos to a lower res instead of just sending a 4k 25mbit/s video?

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 46d (3 replies)

This person is lucky they weren't around when defragmentation programs were more common.

Let alone TV station test patterns.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 46d (2 replies)

lucky?

fuck i think i just realized i'm a vampire those were relaxing. along with sorting my rices.

smh@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 46d (1 reply)

When you sort your Skittles, do you then eat all of the same color first, or do you eat them evenly so that all colors run out at about the same time?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d

First one then the other

I mean now that you've got me thinking about it, we're talking original flavor fun size bag, right? Different flavors or anything more than a handful is a different story. I eat all the oranges last, because save your favorite flavor for last. Every snack, every meal, every treat. Don't go out with a bad taste in your mouth. Currently in Original Skittle that's orange but it used to be yellow. I think green before that but that's on the way before, But until I get to the oranges I sort them into flavor and eat whatever flavor(s) I have party of, one at a time, until I have the same amount of all of the flavors (again, except orange). Then one at a time until I am out on non-favored Skittles.

Or I just shovel them in by the handful. Sometimes the mouth and brain and belly want one thing, sometimes they want another. I have learned to get out of the way when they agree.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 46d

Dude. This only happens when iOS detects gay porn on your phone.

Etterra@discuss.online · 8 pts · 46d (1 reply)

It's all the fault of that damned Roy G. Biv guy.

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 46d

Roy G Biv: By your powers combined, I am Captain Rainbow!

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 7 pts · 46d (2 replies)

As usual red is doing most of the work here just like in real gay

JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 46d

"Life" doing all the heavy lifting?

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 46d

Sounds sus.

ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 46d (5 replies)
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ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 46d (3 replies)
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Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 46d

Yes, even if the conversation involves that guy from Limitless

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 5 pts · 46d

Ungratefull, here's a phone trying to show you a good time...and all they do is complain.

stolig@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d

I think it depends on what kind of stuff you save