Okay, but at least as the restaurant presents it (which I understand isn't necessarily representative), the garlic bread looks fine. So do customers' pictures of the garlic bread, which look entirely consistent with the restaurant's own photo. Out of 1029 reviews on TripAdvisor, it has an average of 4.2, and none of the pictures of food look sloppy.
Even when I see a negative review, it's like "pizza didn't have enough flavor and was a bit too oily; 3/5". Do I trust Aussies on Phillip Island to have a highly discerning palate for good Italian food? No. Do I expect that the food is generally disgusting and dripping with grease? Also obviously no. This all looks like normal-ass fare for the price and locale.
So, your burps & shits were better as a result of eating there? I mean... I know some people who I'd like to recommend that place to if that's the end result.
18 Comments
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 59d
Still has a 4.4 on Google review. Either the people in Cowes Australia have shit taste or this dude got an exceptionally shitty cook.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 59d
These are fun to laugh at, but it genuinely could be that the cook was replaced or improved their skills.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 59d
They have shit taste 😂
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 59d
Okay, but at least as the restaurant presents it (which I understand isn't necessarily representative), the garlic bread looks fine. So do customers' pictures of the garlic bread, which look entirely consistent with the restaurant's own photo. Out of 1029 reviews on TripAdvisor, it has an average of 4.2, and none of the pictures of food look sloppy.
Even when I see a negative review, it's like "pizza didn't have enough flavor and was a bit too oily; 3/5". Do I trust Aussies on Phillip Island to have a highly discerning palate for good Italian food? No. Do I expect that the food is generally disgusting and dripping with grease? Also obviously no. This all looks like normal-ass fare for the price and locale.
tyler@programming.dev · 4 pts · 59d
That garlic bread looks fantastic. I kinda grew up with frozen Texas toast garlic bread though so maybe I’m not the best judge.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 27 pts · 59d
For a moment I thought he was saying it made his burps taste better and his shit smell better after eating there. Like that was a feature of the food.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 59d
Simultaneous fist bump.
teft@piefed.social · 15 pts · 59d
Is oily bread a bad thing? I love dipping bread in olive oil. And oily bread with garlic is just better.
Tm12@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 59d
Don’t go Italian if you ain’t want oily bread.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 59d
I get that, but i think its the difference between dipping something dry in oil and having something made with too much oil
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 59d
Dip baby dip.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 59d
Maybe worth it if it made your shit smell better though? Feel like it's at least two stars for that.
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 59d
Whats he complaining about? Didnt the food fix his burp and made his shit smell better?
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 59d
So, your burps & shits were better as a result of eating there? I mean... I know some people who I'd like to recommend that place to if that's the end result.
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 59d
The food's not great, but that's the price you pay for tasty burbs.
Tacky4092@feddit.org · 5 pts · 59d
How to tell the Aussie. Smelting shits mate, righteous
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 59d
Someone dipped his Pino in the sauce
csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 1 pts · 52d
It's entirely possible this reviewer had COVID and didn't know it