c/BrandNewSentence · by Wren@lemmy.today · 55d

The puritan modesty protecting sticker covering my takeout root beer's virgin hole didn't tear cleanly

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3 Comments

UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 55d (1 reply)

Just...open the hole from behind with your finger before shoving your straw in.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 55d

That's what she said

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 55d

Ameliorate, ameliorate, ameli...