I'm onto you, Bruce

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Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 29 pts · 60d (9 replies)

shweddy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 60d (2 replies)

Using the speed force to appear to be both at the same time to human eyes obviously 🤦

FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 30 pts · 60d (1 reply)

There's no justice league, only the Flash dressing up as all of them.

Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 17 pts · 60d

I would read the shit out of that fanfiction.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 60d (2 replies)

Face obscured, no proof that's Bruce Wayne.

Blibly@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 60d (1 reply)

It's Bruce Campbell

Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 7 pts · 60d

He's got the chin for it.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 60d

"i wish i could quit you"

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 60d (1 reply)

In Arkham games, Batman would say Alfred's name out loud on the comms in front of others. I know that there are many people with the name Alfred but as someone who is thorough, Batman still just gave anyone a possible clue to his identity!

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 60d

I would think its too obvious must be bait to lure ppl away.

nexguy@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 60d

I've also never seen batman in the same room as myself...hmmm

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 60d (7 replies)

How about Clark & Batman? Extra Internet points if you've got Clark dressed as Batman (for a Halloween party, or something).

pedrobear@altgag.net · 18 pts · 60d (4 replies)

It happened. Superman dressed as Batman and kicked the shit out of Bane

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 15 pts · 60d

That's fucking hilarious.

The reason nobody can beat Batman with prep time: one of his prep time options is switching places with Superman.

Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 9 pts · 60d

That's easily one of my absolute favorite episodes of the Superman Batman Adventures cartoon.

ToffeeIsForClosers@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 60d (1 reply)

That sounds awesome. Which issue was this? I’d read that.

pedrobear@altgag.net · 6 pts · 60d

It's a Cartoon, but used to be canon. After all the changes and shit DC has been through I can't be sure tho

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 60d (1 reply)

That's stupid, Clark Kent wears glasses......Have you ever seen Batman wear glasses?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 60d

once.

wait that was a dog. disregard.

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 60d (1 reply)

Maybe Batman isn't a man at all? Maybe it's 100 bats in spandex.

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 60d

Is that a bat in your pocket, or are you just flappy to see me?

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 60d (1 reply)

Although living in gotham superman doesn't operate there because he is scared of batman.

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 60d

It's funny how superheroes are territorial.

hopesdead@startrek.website · 3 pts · 60d (1 reply)

Why must Bruce be in the same room?

ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 60d

Because he's superman