Help a girl out?

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22 Comments

SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub · 51 pts · 47d (2 replies)

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 47d (1 reply)

Here you go:

Moja gałka dziś wieczorem

Got some leftover Brasso from my time aboard ship!

wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip · 44 pts · 47d (2 replies)

hansolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 46d (1 reply)

That's, uh... Not the same thing

I mean, it depends on which end they were pumping from.

Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip · 39 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Now kith

Best I can do is a free consultation to see how your guts are currently organized and do a preliminary reorganization test.

Get a surgeon to do stomach surgery

"Let's move the colon to the larynx, the heart to the skull, and the small intestine below the large intestine."

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 46d (2 replies)

I've got you:

tugs my

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 46d (1 reply)

St Gumy

Accurate, but once again: that's not the nickname I prefer for my penis!

Sorry you're on your own. Someone already booked my gut displacement services for the entire weekend.

Eh. Sure I'm easy. Maybe a few shots first?

Get on that tinder, homie

I feel like you in particular might not.

promise?

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 46d

Rude

beep@piefed.world · 0 pts · 47d

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No thanks, don't do druggies