Violent drunk banned from booze after throwing flapjack at police officer's genitals having missed with Pot Noodle
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/violent-drunk-banned-booze-throwing-164730114.html
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/violent-drunk-banned-booze-throwing-164730114.html
23 Comments
MurrayL@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 52d
For any confused Americans, a British flapjack is not a pancake, it’s more of a soft granola bar.
disorderly@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 52d
Oh thanks, that really clears things up.
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 52d
Yeah. You can add Canada to the confused list. Is "pot noodle" ramen or something?
heliotrope@retrofed.com · 23 pts · 52d
Calling it ramen is like saying McDonald's is a restaurant; but yeah, pretty much.
Picture:
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id · 5 pts · 51d
Excellent anology.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 19 pts · 52d
Marijuana infused noodles. 😌
heliotrope@retrofed.com · 12 pts · 52d
(Context for people out of the loop: this is a joke)
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 51d
Dried noodles, a few peas and some flavouring in a plastic pot/tub/cup/container, which you add boiling water to to "cook".
Generally for eating at work/school etc, where you might want warm food but only have a kettle (electric water boiling device).
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 51d
Imagine the shittiest possible form of ramen. That's the best pot noodles.
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 51d
Bombay bad boy tho...
Almacca@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 52d
That sentence had more twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 51d
So...2?
Almacca@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 31d
At least!
kescusay@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 51d
That can't possibly be the actual headline.
[Checks headline]
Well I'll be damned...
SarcasticMan@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 52d
Sometimes you got to give them the ol'Pot Noodle Flapjack attack!
TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 52d
God a cup noodle AND a cliff bar? SUCH VIOLENCE!
aarch0x40@piefed.social · 8 pts · 52d
He should have used a sandwich
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 51d
I thought milk shakes were preferred?
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 51d
When the cops protested he violently battered them with a soft cardboard cone of pink fluffy candy floss. /s
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 51d
Was expecting the Daily Sport with a headline like that
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 51d
TIL that "pot noodle" is what Brits call instant noodles cups.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 51d
Hero
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 52d
How about he can have all the booze he wants, but banned from violence?