The natural habitat of the single male

146 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world

11 Comments

rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz · 33 pts · 35d

say what you want, you can't beat him on carbon emissions

lemmysir@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Unwrap it, but save the wrap for after she leaves. Maybe hide it under the mattress

cornshark@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d

Wouldn't she feel the lump under the mattress like in princess and the pea?

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 35d

The pillow came with a pillowcase.

cadekat@pawb.social · 8 pts · 35d

I'll take a bare but clean room over a furnished pigsty.

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 35d

Okay, how can people live in a barely furnished room? I need a room that looks like it's been lived in or I would go crazy. Despite the higher chance of it being messy ( like my room lol ), I would absolutely take that chance over having an easy to clean empty room.

daannii@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 34d

Not even a 12" pillow top?

Common, treat yourself.

orenj@leminal.space · 3 pts · 35d (2 replies)

A lifeless room, almost like your empty heart

cornshark@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Didn't you read the meme? Some life is coming over in 20 minutes

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 35d

The guy living here fucks; he doesn't make love.

gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 2 pts · 35d

meee, this is sooo much me. damn. nothing to clean except maybe shake the bed blanket once.